Undercaffeinated Eel

No he's fucking not. This entire cease fire is going to collapse within two weeks, maybe less, and it'll be Israel shooting first.

As always, the cruelty is the point.

But how does this reflect on Joe Biden's health?! We have to know! WE HAVE TO KNOW!!!!1

God, I hope every media company on the planet sues OpenAI into the ground and sells Altman's broken body for parts.

And yet he is.

Every Sunday. Panda Express. Arrive between 6:30 and 7. Fried rice, orange chicken, sesame chicken, teriyaki chicken, order of spring rolls, small drink (Coke Zero, three refills).

It's me. I'm the guy.

The Italian warship was never more than a performative action to stop the dockworker strike. Let's hope they see it for what it is and restart the strike.

My dear departed dog was a handsome boy who was exceptional at his job (being a dog).

He really is a short-fingered vulgarian . . .

Yeah, it's a premature act so they can shield themselves when the Right wing mob comes for them. Not that it helps. The Right is going to get their blood one way or another and the only path forward is the fight back. Capitulation is death.

Basically all of them.

OMGWTFBBQ

So this is what "woke" has been turned into now? Suppressing speech? It was never about that but I guess that's what you get when you let the Right control the narrative.

When Tucker Carlson is (arguably) on the right side of history you KNOW we're fuuuuuuuucked.

Yeah, it's one thing that's got me increasingly disenchanted with "the Left" (a.k.a. terminally-online Leftists): they scream and howl about how everyone who doesn't subscribe to their specific brand of leftism is a shitlib fed but then do NOTHING to get anything done.

Ah, so sinking the Titanic was a generational project! Good to know!

Brian Kilmeade advocates mass murdering the homeless to the laughter of his co-hosts. A month ago Donald Trump signed an executive order directing the states to round up the homeless and imprison them. MAGA is probably jizzing themselves over this.

It comes around again and again. I mean, AR might be useful, but you know they're just going to use it to serve ads that you have to pay to block.

They have the framework of a deal. The "concept" of a deal. The vague outline of a deal. The vaporous apparition of a deal.

They're going to shove it down our throat one way or another.

God, he's such a dweeb.

The slogans on the shell casing are references to groyper memes.

From what I have been reading the groypers are into co-opting anti-fascist things for ironyic meme purposes. So they use "Bella Ciao," an anti-fascist song, Helldivers, and anti-fascist game, and "Notices bulge OwO," a furry reference for their own sick sense of humor.

I remember even BEFORE Trump reporters were saying that Republicans they interviewed in private and off the record were stating they were terrified of their constituents. I can imagine it's only gotten worse since then.

God, Ezra Klein is such a douchebag.

picture of charlie kirk moments before assassination with dark souls text "DEBATE LOST"

Rest in piss

Mueller was too fucking honest for his own good. He did his job, did his investigation, and turned it in to the man he was investigating and said "It's your job to act on this." Naturally, the man he was investigating tossed it in the trash just like anyone with a brain knew he would.

One day we're going to wake up and realize that we outnumber the cops a thousand to one.

On that day things will start to get . . . interesting.

There's an episode of How Money Works that pointed out China's already won the AI race. Our electrical grid is decrepit 1960s vintage - it's falling apart. Meanwhile, China has a nice new grid that they are constantly expanding and upgrading. They can power those data centers. We can't.