Jules

impressing my fellow legionnaires with a muscular body and graceful stride honed exclusively through my daily practice of jogging to catch up with the column after a painful bout of IBS

In good news for Car Seat Headrest fans, Car Seat Headrest have announced a new album. In bad news for Car Seat Headrest fans, the band is still called that

A man dressed in a ridiculous clown outfit hates on another jester. He shouts "Look at him! He is not silly!" He continues "His jokes are terrible!" He becomes extremely intense and points to himself in narcissistic rage. "I AM THE ONE WHO IS SILLY!"

Slashed zero (0̸), a representation of the number 0 (zero) to distinguish it from the letter O Slashed letter 'O' (O̸), a representation of the letter O to distinguish it from the number 0 (zero)

this is how every trans american sounded to every cis american for the last five years, btw

Ate too many cookies at work now my tummy hurts too much to go caroling :(((

meh. @imheosphoros • 1h Same card might be used for left-wing based on your awful analogy. death to america @leftytimes • 1h v this is from the muppets

death to america @leftytimes bro just take the L u posted kermit gulag

Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time

I’ll pass. Red meat messes with my colon

Here

hm ok

Okay now what ?

@officialkesha.bsky.social

“Check out my new skeet” “look what this chode skeeted” “i love skeeting” kys

Just call these tweets it’s not twitter anymore we can just call them tweets. saw someone call a post a bleet. im not a goat…

I’ve gotten a lot of Dick pics in my day, but still, I lead a lonely life . Yet rhythms and waves wash along my shores , and imust believe more will come to warm my heart on lonely nights

I’m printing this out and rolling a joint with it

This drug is the 'breakthrough of the year' -- and it could mean the end of the HIV epidemic That's the title that Science magazine is bestowing upon the medication called lenacapavir — a twice yearly injectable that prevents infection by the HIV virus.

Buried lede: could end HIV if they charged $50 per dose and not $42,000

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭

Checked the butterfly app art feed and saw fat bunnygirl tits, jacked fat cocked wolfboy, and miku fan art. Truly the tumblr of twitters

Gritty, mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers

Luigi Mario from the Mario Bros franchise

The Two Genders according to Woke Left Antifas

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.

CONTESTANT:

PRIESTESS OF APOLLO: The Pythia renders your question unto the Gods.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.