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Warrior Princess, according to my kid. Single Mom. Adventurer at heart. Amateur photographer & genealogist. History nerd. Hopeful future archaeologist. She/her Can also be found as tinseljess on Threads, Pinterest, & https://www.instagram.com/tinseljess/

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It helps if you mentally use Baneโ€™s voice when reading it.

26.09.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the day Rubio inaugurated an archaeological โ€œtunnel burrowed under a Palestinian district, along a Roman-era streetโ€ in an โ€œarchaeological park established by an Israeli settler organisationโ€ฆ Israeli planes bombed the most important storage depot of ancient artefacts in Gaza Cityโ€

25.09.2025 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Beltrami County in MN is trying to gut our already severely underfunded #library by 40%!!!! Not to mention the #history center which gets so little money that itโ€™s largely volunteer-run besides the director.
I am utterly sickened. #bemidji #saveourlibraries #historymatters #education

15.09.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beltrami County in MN is trying to gut ours by 40% โ€” and weโ€™re already underfunded! Our library should get that percentage as an increase, not a decrease!
Theyโ€™re also trying to gut the History Center- which is largely volunteer-run besides the director because thereโ€™s too little funding.

15.09.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking Covid and medication side effects from hell.

06.09.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE Used So Much Tear Gas, a Public School Fled Its Campus Officers with the federal agency lobbed so many toxic chemicals at protesters, a nearby school was forced to leave.

In Portland, Trumpโ€™s secret police lobbed so many toxic chemicals at demonstrators, a nearby school was forced to leave and decamp to another neighborhood. โ€œThere were chemicals being used on a regular basis and munitions being found on our playground,โ€ the school's executive director said.

22.08.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 508    ๐Ÿ” 296    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
officialjackwhite
"Jack White is a washed up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career," wrote Cheung. "It's apparent he's been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of The People's House."--White House Communications Director Steven Cheung

Listen, I'm an artist and not a politician so I'm in no need to give my answer or opinion on
anything if I'm not inspired or compelled, but how funny that it wasn't me calling out trump's
blatant fascist manipulation of government, his gestapo ICE tactics, his racist remarks about
Latinos, Native Americans, etc. his ridiculous "wall" construction, his attacks on the disabled
his attempted coup and mob insurrection and destruction of the sacred halls of congress,
his disparaging sexist and pedophilic remarks about women, his obvious attempts at
distraction about being a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein and his inclusion in the
Epstein files, his ignorance of the dying children in Sudan, Gaza, and the Democratic
Republic of the Congo, his lack of empathy for military veterans and those struggling with
poverty, his attempts to dismantle healthcare, his obvious wimpy and pathetic kowtowing
to the dictators Putin and Kim Jong Un, his nazi like rallies, his attempts to sell merchandise
and products like Goya beans through the office of the President, his fake "gunshot to the ear"
that he showed no medical records or photographs of his constant, constant lying to the American people, etc. etc. No, it wasn't me calling out any of that, it was the fucking DECOR OF THE OVAL OFFICE remarks I made that got them to respond with insults.
How petty and pathetic and thin skinned could this administration get? Masquerading as a
real artist? Thank you for giving me my tombstone engraving! Well here's my opinion,
trump is masquerading as a human being.

officialjackwhite "Jack White is a washed up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career," wrote Cheung. "It's apparent he's been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of The People's House."--White House Communications Director Steven Cheung Listen, I'm an artist and not a politician so I'm in no need to give my answer or opinion on anything if I'm not inspired or compelled, but how funny that it wasn't me calling out trump's blatant fascist manipulation of government, his gestapo ICE tactics, his racist remarks about Latinos, Native Americans, etc. his ridiculous "wall" construction, his attacks on the disabled his attempted coup and mob insurrection and destruction of the sacred halls of congress, his disparaging sexist and pedophilic remarks about women, his obvious attempts at distraction about being a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein and his inclusion in the Epstein files, his ignorance of the dying children in Sudan, Gaza, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, his lack of empathy for military veterans and those struggling with poverty, his attempts to dismantle healthcare, his obvious wimpy and pathetic kowtowing to the dictators Putin and Kim Jong Un, his nazi like rallies, his attempts to sell merchandise and products like Goya beans through the office of the President, his fake "gunshot to the ear" that he showed no medical records or photographs of his constant, constant lying to the American people, etc. etc. No, it wasn't me calling out any of that, it was the fucking DECOR OF THE OVAL OFFICE remarks I made that got them to respond with insults. How petty and pathetic and thin skinned could this administration get? Masquerading as a real artist? Thank you for giving me my tombstone engraving! Well here's my opinion, trump is masquerading as a human being.

officialjackwhite
He's masquerading as a christian, as a leader, as a person with actual empathy.
He's been masquerading as a businessman for decades as nothing he's involved in
has prospered except by using other people's money to find loophole after loophole and grift after grift. His staff of professional liar toadies like Steven Cheung
and Karoline Leavitt have been covering up and masking his fascism as patriotism and
"ample time on
at golf than
helping ANYONE in the country. Improve. Anything. There
progress with him, only
smoke and mirrors and tax breaks for the ultra wealthy. So maga folk, enjoy your
concrete paving over of the rose garden, your 200 million dollar ballroom in the White House, and your gaudy ass gold spray painted trinkets from Home Depot, cause he ain't spending any
money agenda. on helping YOU unless you fit into his white supremascist country club rich idiot.
No intelligent person can defend this
low life fascist. This bankrupter of casinos. This failed seller of trump steaks, trump vodka,
trump water, etc. This man and his goon squad have failed upwards for decades and have
fleeced the American people over and over. This professional golf cheat, this grifter who
has hundreds of thousands of deaths from his inaction of the pandemic on his hands,
this man that the majority of the country somehow were fooled into supporting and
voting into office (through the flawed electoral college) and their love of reality
television stars. Being insulted by the actual White House that this particular conman
leads is a badge of honor to me, because anyone who trump supports and likes is a villain
who gives nothing to their fellow man, only takes what can benefit themselves.
And no I'm not a Democrat either, I'm a human being raised in Detroit, I'm an artist who's
owned his own businesses like his own upholstery shop and recording label since he
was 21 years old who has enough street sense to know when a 3 card monte dealer is a
cheap grifter and a thief.

officialjackwhite He's masquerading as a christian, as a leader, as a person with actual empathy. He's been masquerading as a businessman for decades as nothing he's involved in has prospered except by using other people's money to find loophole after loophole and grift after grift. His staff of professional liar toadies like Steven Cheung and Karoline Leavitt have been covering up and masking his fascism as patriotism and "ample time on at golf than helping ANYONE in the country. Improve. Anything. There progress with him, only smoke and mirrors and tax breaks for the ultra wealthy. So maga folk, enjoy your concrete paving over of the rose garden, your 200 million dollar ballroom in the White House, and your gaudy ass gold spray painted trinkets from Home Depot, cause he ain't spending any money agenda. on helping YOU unless you fit into his white supremascist country club rich idiot. No intelligent person can defend this low life fascist. This bankrupter of casinos. This failed seller of trump steaks, trump vodka, trump water, etc. This man and his goon squad have failed upwards for decades and have fleeced the American people over and over. This professional golf cheat, this grifter who has hundreds of thousands of deaths from his inaction of the pandemic on his hands, this man that the majority of the country somehow were fooled into supporting and voting into office (through the flawed electoral college) and their love of reality television stars. Being insulted by the actual White House that this particular conman leads is a badge of honor to me, because anyone who trump supports and likes is a villain who gives nothing to their fellow man, only takes what can benefit themselves. And no I'm not a Democrat either, I'm a human being raised in Detroit, I'm an artist who's owned his own businesses like his own upholstery shop and recording label since he was 21 years old who has enough street sense to know when a 3 card monte dealer is a cheap grifter and a thief.

Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.

Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.

22.08.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9422    ๐Ÿ” 2754    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 235    ๐Ÿ“Œ 421
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I'm with Dan

17.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2401    ๐Ÿ” 551    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Journalists - if you are going to report or repeat Israel's statement that one of the Al Jazeera journalists it murdered overnight was a Hamas leader, please outline for readers, viewers and listeners how you verified their claim before presenting it to your audience.

11.08.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And one who has killed beloved animals out of carelessness and ineptitudeโ€ฆ OH WAIT!
Poor Charlotte the Groundhog.

09.08.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking WHY?!!

18.07.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yesterday morning: dew on the delphinium and asparagus.

10.07.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our stars must glister with new fire, or be
Today extinct.

30.06.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 376    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

โ€œICE gets a bigger budget than the Marine Corpsโ€ is a simple fact that should be communicated very widely because it clearly expresses how crazy and radical this is

29.06.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11367    ๐Ÿ” 5120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 137

The โ€œChurch Clapโ€? I definitely wouldnโ€™t doubt thatโ€™s where they got the clap fromโ€ฆ

24.06.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2/2 โ€ฆin the yard, countless more in our woods. Buildings are so far okay but there are multiple widow-maker trees just hanging too far up and I donโ€™t know what to do. Making the kid wear a helmet every time he goes outside til we can make it safer. Another possible storm tomorrow. Fuck.

22.06.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Storm update 1/2:
All people and pets are fine here. The neighbour helped to chainsaw the trees blocking our driveway at multiple points. The horse was picked up by a family friend while we do repairsโ€” but not before stomping on my foot and breaking at least my pinkie toe. At least 15 trees torn up

22.06.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Academic censorship on Palestine even extends to discussing Palestinian dance A peer-reviewed articleโ€”on Indigenous dance in Palestine and Native North America as resistance to genocideโ€”was formally accepted then rejected by the editors of The Journal of Somaesthetics, citing...

A peer-reviewed articleโ€”on Indigenous dance in Palestine and Native North America as resistance to genocideโ€”was formally accepted then rejected by the editors of The Journal of Somaesthetics, citing fear of criticizing Israelโ€™s genocide. mondoweiss.net/2025/06/acad...

17.06.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or the Jay and Silent Bob โ€œFuckโ€ song. That first line seems to be on repeat in my head a loooot lately ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.06.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is driving a car with a woman in the back seat looking at the rear view mirror . ALT: a man is driving a car with a woman in the back seat looking at the rear view mirror .

Yuuuup.

08.06.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says do you want me to answer that ALT: a man in a suit and tie says do you want me to answer that
07.06.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tool to identify poisonous books developed by University of St Andrews Arsenic was historically mixed with copper to create a vivid green for book covers, which can irritate modern day readers

Un outil pour identifier les livres toxiques a รฉtรฉ dรฉveloppรฉ par l'Universitรฉ de St Andrews. L'arsenic et les livres verts sont liรฉs ร  une histoire un peu macabre du XIXe siรจcle ou un pigment vert รฉclatant dit de Paris รฉtait utilisรฉ dans les couvertures de livres www.theguardian.com/books/2025/j...

06.06.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thatโ€™s horrible, wtf?!

04.06.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Giles cat. ๐Ÿ’•

02.06.2025 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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School run morning last week. Absolutely beautiful #amateurphotography #nature

02.06.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So many layers of corruption.

12.05.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36602    ๐Ÿ” 13137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1667    ๐Ÿ“Œ 762

Any pics I post are my own, unless stated otherwise btw.

28.04.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any advice for the kid is definitely welcomedโ€” heโ€™s a junior this year.

28.04.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My kid is definitely looking at schools there. Trying to learn more regarding how you apply for a specific program rather than the schoolโ€” since many US kids donโ€™t decide a major right away. But I think it would be a safer option. I just wish I hadnโ€™t screwed up my chances to get a bachelorโ€™s there.

28.04.2025 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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