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35yo|Queer|Trans Non-Binary: They/Them/she/her|Married ENM/Polyam|7 years Sober|Handler to Rudy & Thumper|partner to @pagandiaries.bsky.social|Monkey named Fang

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A literal nightmare of mine

01.07.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My toxic trait is wanting to comment the most unhinged comments on certain posts. Like stuff that is very โ€œ-phobicโ€ across the board.

23.02.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman with curly hair is talking to someone and saying `` they just have to die . '' ALT: a woman with curly hair is talking to someone and saying `` they just have to die . ''
22.02.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, I feel like I should report you to the ASPCA or Humane Society but I also approve of twink death.

22.02.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fairness, twinks shouldnโ€™t be in fursuits. Their frail malnourished bodies canโ€™t handle the heat and stress of being in them for hours. Thatโ€™s why Disney stopped hiring them for characters mostly.

21.02.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guysโ€ฆ Taylor is breaking up with Travis and release Reputation (Taylorโ€™s Version) if the Chiefs loose! Iโ€™m calling it!!

10.02.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Even this was more expensive foreplay than Iโ€™ve ever invested before:

07.02.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting whiplash from a queer run business owner who is trans/nonbinary, hooting and hollering about trans rights, but their shop only sells cis-normative products using non-inclusive language.

07.02.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Realized, I donโ€™t eat eggs at home so really I have no โ€œcomplaintsโ€ about the price of eggs because Iโ€™m not buying any for home use.

07.02.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need it set to the Benny Hill theme if there is.

05.02.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay!! ๐Ÿ’–

05.02.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought Scarlett was playing one of the dinosaursโ€ฆ oh well, she still looks good. I like her in large budget action things.

05.02.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was the 60โ€™s. Also, Ben Grimm is Jewishโ€ฆ and a 7 foot walking pile of rocksโ€ฆ so, not all white.

05.02.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think thatโ€™s the fabled โ€œSite Cโ€ since the original park/island and Site B are essentially defunct. They say itโ€™s the research Island.

05.02.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m calling my congressman because the gay for pay movement is OFFICIALLY out of control! itโ€™s a national emergency!!

05.02.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

QUICK SOMEONE CALL BLUMHOUSE!! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

04.02.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Teaser | Only in Theaters July 25
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Teaser | Only in Theaters July 25

They did itโ€ฆ they made a fucking Fantastic Four movieโ€ฆ

youtu.be/AzMo-FgRp64?...

04.02.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else also watching the Fantastic Four trailer in 4 minutes?

04.02.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is literally the plot of a Stephen King storyโ€ฆ

04.02.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shit! I forgot this existed!

16.01.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Showing Dick on clean timeline and in public.

26.08.2023 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I dreamed of multiverse travel, this is exactly what I was gonna use it for.

10.08.2023 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you canโ€™t sing this in a consistent cockney accent than youโ€™re not on my level of theater kidโ€ฆ lolz j/k.

10.08.2023 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love going in for them personally, im the only one usually in the lobby not shitting my pants. Haha

08.08.2023 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw โ€œThe Meg 2: The Trenchโ€ and wellโ€ฆ I have a hard time believing there was really a โ€œScriptโ€ written. However, the CGI was better than โ€œThe Flash.โ€

07.08.2023 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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