@multifootedfish.bsky.social
🐠🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵 my sock bill is outrageous they/he I like books and the pop-country band Michael Romance and my car (refer to image). and lamps. don’t forget lamps. ⚠️ CAUTION: i !! am !!!!! shitposting !!!!!!!! probably. maybe.
Aubercheney
05.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ever since I found out spotify artists can see playlist names, I’ve had one called “no lyrics :(“ that I frequently add to. What good are YOU doing on this planet?
12.10.2025 08:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine how fuckin crazy earth would be to an alien from a low gravity home. “what do you MEAN you’re just stuck there all the time???? You can’t stay up? Not even a little bit???????”
27.09.2025 04:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My brain just goes “bug 😟 big big bug 😟😟😟”. I always panic before I realize it’s probably just a ghost
22.09.2025 07:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0someone said of Wikipedia: “it is a thing that does not work in theory but turned out to work in practice”
21.09.2025 21:00 — 👍 824 🔁 96 💬 3 📌 3(i did go, actually. i paid $130 per ticket and i’m very proud about it. she was beautiful, with her big dark dome and thousands of phone flashlight eyes....)
22.09.2025 07:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Day 31 since the mcr concert 😔 Happy one month, my love. I miss you more every day …………..
22.09.2025 07:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(get your head out of the gutter.)
11.06.2025 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, how I wish I could forget that swallowing exists. Consciousness is but a curse and a terrible burden. Why must we all suffer the affliction that is thought?
11.06.2025 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I fucking hate the new youtube update
06.06.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Socialists would rather munch than go to therapy
11.05.2025 14:35 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1ARE CENTS SHORT FOR PERCENT????????? WHAT. DID EVERYONE KNOW THIS EXCEPT FOR ME
30.04.2025 11:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I came here from that !!!!!!!! (not creepy)
My friend wrote the first one
She quite literally has?
18.04.2025 09:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Everyone calls her a terf but she was never a feminist
17.04.2025 21:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0.. long underwear? 😭 Does anyone have context
13.04.2025 06:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(I fully support their meanness, I am merely bragging)
11.04.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every (sane) cat complaint just boils down to yall having mean cats
11.04.2025 17:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuck trans people (seductive)
23.03.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone have tips?
23.03.2025 23:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s almost exclusively used as a derogatory term for queer men?
24.02.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Huh 😭 I was talking about the use of “soy boy”
24.02.2025 12:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why do you hate chickens so much :(
23.02.2025 06:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Homophobia’s still homophobia even if you target it at someone bad
23.02.2025 06:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Like just some random person on the street?
23.02.2025 06:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0getting sent to anger management classes because i beat therapy
23.02.2025 05:08 — 👍 74 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0STOP reading books and START drinking paint
22.02.2025 18:24 — 👍 1633 🔁 304 💬 40 📌 26i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease
17.02.2025 22:11 — 👍 4912 🔁 463 💬 60 📌 13Does James Patterson have any summer homes
14.02.2025 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i still support orcas killing people
13.02.2025 20:51 — 👍 239 🔁 11 💬 14 📌 0
