Vik⛓️‍💥🍉

a vehicle with a glove box that doesn’t lock separately has a design flaw

asking politely for you to drop a compilation album of your singles and call it Speed Dating

no i cant make enough to fulfill quotas when you repeatedly choose overly complex recipes and only give me 3 shifts a week

boss is trying to kill me by giving me full-time work that i have to complete in part-time hours

Ellis @ellis_ellis_ell • 2d ••• ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love ozempic gandolfini @IdahoBones • 2d I don't think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer

This makes the internet a place you log on and off of rather than an all consuming black hole

in my defense the manager is 19 and chill as fuck

photo of a steel food prep table with a phone playing sonic the hedgehog cartoons propped up on a sonic drive through food container

at my local sonic so much the manager knows me by name, follows me on instagram, and lets my friend group do dumb shit like this in the entryway

A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”

I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott

fighting insomnia demons (the squirrels in my walls)

somewhere i’ve never been? tell me the cross streets and i can get us there

one of my big brags is being able to get anywhere in a good 50 mile radius of home without a gps or map

going through med withdrawal because my doctor and pharmacy suck SO i will officially be fighting my bosses by their respective dumpsters this week if anyone wants to spectate

******* group when i fucking get you,,

there’s a realty group in my area that i want on a fucking pike not only are they slumlords but they’re buying every cool old house and making it a multi unit rental modernist nightmare

both bosses at my 2 jobs are getting on my nerves and i’m off my Vyvanse so my coping is more like retaliation

you can vaguely tweet about that one thing you want to happen to that one guy and everyone knows what you mean

love this alternative! i wanted to add that as long as it’s not a preorder, people can buy from a local shop without any money going to the parent company because independent stores own their stock 😎

in the process of house hunting do any femmes want to make me their house husbuch

for someone who didn’t think they’d live past 18 i’m honestly enjoying signs of time passing showing on my body. calluses, scars, gray hair. cool stuff!!

screenshot of a pdf New Yorker article titled “Elon Musk’s Shadow Rule” written by Ronan Farrow in August of 2023 about Elon Musk’s involvement in the United States government.

feeling a kind of way about this article from The New Yorker that i saved in August of 2023

proof box my beloved. room temp above 60 my sweetheart. come back to me.

making bread at home today and fuck i miss my commercial kitchen equipment at work

wanting to interact with my career peers VS not wanting to fight my imposter syndrome every day

Earlier this week i heard a young woman ask another young woman if she "was a friend of chappell roan" and i aged 1000 years in a moment

man made horrors beyond comprehension everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

i stole sanitizer tablets from work to use at home don’t tell anybody

i love them. your wayne is soooo🤌

this might be the most lesbian post i’ve ever made

leaving the strip club earlier than expected because i have to be home in time to feed my sourdough starter

i don't need "news" i just need an alert that notifies me if Something Happens