I think the pharmacist may be passive-aggressive.

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Really, ESPN halftime?!?!?!

Lower third….Texas: First preseason number 1 to lose it’s first game since 1990.

It’s????

IT’S???

Why the apostrophe?

Inexcusable!!!!!

@kboldens.bsky.social WDE!!! Someone is having a good weekend, except for the McAfee higher profile on College Game Day. Can we start a write-in for Hozier?

I kid you not! We went to a psychiatrist office today and this was on the front door.

“Cheese it, the cops! Chuck E. Cheese did the perp walk after police accused him of being the rat who stole 105 dollars from a customer. His lawyer says he will argue entrapment.”

Should be a fun police lineup. “Number 3, could you put on your head?”

@kboldens.bsky.social West is singing Hozier in his room. I know you approve.

Driving while listening to Eric Carmen….
“Hungry eyes,
I feel the magic between you and I…”

“Me. You and me, Eric…”

Creme Brulee and Muffin misunderstand “marking your territory.”

I was in a waiting room today & there were 4 little boys from 2 families.

1 had a Waffle House hat on, so I asked if I could have scrambled eggs & a biscuit.

He looked confused when his brother piped up.

“He fell in the toilet for a really long time, so I gave him my hat so he’d feel better.”

I have a neighbor who cuts his grass 2-3 times a week and I’m trying to suppress the urge to run out and scream sing, “In the midnight hour, he says mow mow mow…!!”

I think I heard the worstly worded journalist question ever today. During a radio report on the Diddy trial, they used nat sound of a reporter asking Sean Combs’ attorney “Do you think you can get Diddy off?”

I did not make this up.

@theauthorguy.bsky.social Exclusive photo from the Vatican of the process The College of Cardinals used to select the first American Pope!

Exclusive photo from the Vatican of the process The College of Cardinals used to select the first American Pope!

Storms into mgt office. “My unit seems smaller when it’s cold and damp.”

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Storms into mgt office. “My unit seems smaller when it’s cold and damp!”

@kboldens.bsky.social No, spellcheck…I meant Yom Hashoah, the Jewish Day of Remembrance, not Yom Hashish!

@jlazarus.bsky.social Actual David thought this morning: When the Chinese President pees, is it a Xi whiz?

Oops!

A tribute to the 6m Jews, including a number of my relatives, killed for being Jewish under Hitler’s rule. On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, we say, “Never Again” to Antisemitism , and pay homage to the Gypsies, Poles & others who were victims of Nazi hate.

Team Jeff.

Mina, you are the best, second to nun!

If I was a doctor, I would put urine sample cups on the water cooler and fill it with apple juice on April Fools Day.

Your health comes first. Prayers from Georgia (U.S.)

At what point does a Charley Horse become familiar enough to become a Chuck Horse?

@kboldens.bsky.social Sorry, KB!

Muffin was extremely excited breakfast was early and included her favorite…bell peppers.

@bougiebeardies.bsky.social Muffin was extremely excited breakfast was early and included her favorite…bell peppers.