The Guillotine Implier

Gotta get some of this soup soon

Not a surprising post from a libertarian tbh

The Constitution is great

FOR ME TO POOP ON

You’re a lobbying group for a country that’s committing a modern Holocaust.

The UK arrested Prince Andrew. Hakeem Jeffries is telling Democrats not to boo Trump at the State of the Union.

That’s some range

Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing. Dialogue reads: Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?" Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory" Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."

The liberal version of "America First" is when they selfishly argue that everyone should have voted for Kamala Harris, despite her material support for genocide, because the lives of people in the US need to be prioritized over stopping the war crimes we're committing around the world.

Thank you for your service.

The Six Fingered Man from The Princess Bride showing up in The Lands Between and immediately being declared some sort of messiah

Megan McAsshole strikes again.

Some dude from The Room saying “people are very strange these days.”

Fist Face™ Freaky Fullback™ Snake Bait ™ Oculus Orbus™™ Lock Lips™ Wolf Breath™ Aargh™* Slobulus™ Dust Brain™ Swine Sucker ™ Horn Head™ Skull Face™

The ranks of the Epstein skeptics are growing

Lenin was right.

People are more likely to freeze outside if you destroy their encampments.

Final Fantasy X: The Everything RPG

Do you know what bot means or is it just a word you heard on the tv?

It’s true

AI will not revolutionize video games. what will revolutionize video games is putting more furry BBWs in them. but precious few developers are wise enough to see this. i'm doing my part

It’s because she sucks next question

Edit of the Little Caesars meme with Elden Ring text clumsily photoshopped over it to say "Shabriri Grape taste so good when u ain't got a Tarnished in ya ear telling you they're human eyes" Hyetta's face is clumsily edited over the guy, and a Shabriri Grape is edited over the slice of pizza.

Bro is built like the Living Failures

walking into a movie theater in 1994 and asking for four tickets for me and my family to see pregnant arnold schwarzenegger on opening night. the theater is packed: they’re all there to see arnold give birth in what is hopefully the first installment of a hit new franchise

This is just putting two furbies in a room together

Wasn’t your boss besties with Ghislaine Maxwell?

Maybe you should try Bofa instead

God I’d forgotten he hadn’t even announced yet