mrk

No

Name a hobby of yours outside of media consumption

always remember:

1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault

'I want for you what you want for immigrants' goes crazy

*turns Cola baseball cap backwards*

You know who else was a socialist who overturned the establishment when he was 33 years old?

She left behind a kid who is like 16 or something

Missy was the clear favorite, I was 3rd at best

I think her last name was Chebli?

There was a guy named Jason who loved her very much. I think he died a long time ago, I don't remember how

We lived together for a couple years

I'm going to rob a bank in a Melissa mask and get caught like she fucking would

Hadn't talked to her in a decade and am still super, super pissed at her tbh

It's just me left really

The most tragic thing in my blood is what happened to the family after Barbara died. Unworthy of the name

I think Melissa and I understood Barbara in a way that nobody else could.

Missy wasn't afforded that luxury herself

Missy was a good mom from what I've heard

Me Melissa and Kristen did a bunch of mushrooms at our grandparents house in like 2005

Her dad lost his wife, daughter, niece, dog, and best friend, and had a stroke in a year

Damn

Melissa was like if you could be excited and scared at the same time but mostly mad at Melissa, and like, yeah same

Melissa could probably fight

Melissa was a good hang

She was cool and funny

RIP Melissa

I think if I could have any job regardless of pay I would be a voice actor. Beekeeper is my retirement job

who cares!!!

if the left had a media apparatus comparable to the right, you wouldn’t need to go hunting for a left Joe Rogan; it would create him

This bathroom is a Shins ablum

New Italian Brainrot idea: Automobili Lamborghini