Evil Homer

It me rn

They may be having a promotion with it being Halloween and all. Best to check your company's travel site.

The Celery Stalks at Midnight

TFW you're now Project Dad ™️

a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .

The faces when you see Win 2K on the HMI

Can cornfirm

The first hoodie day is also a reminder to roll your passwords to Autumn2026!

wake up, Guards fans. infrastructure game day hype video just dropped. 🔊

Patrick Mahomes helped clean up a beer that someone spilled at my DJ booth during a wedding reception.

My wife also has a good one (same event), accidentally drank Travis Kelce's beer.

Photo taken from an airplane of a bright patch of ground that is probably an indication of mirrors focusing solar energy for the purposes of generating electricity

Solar farm somewhere way out in the California/Nevada desert

,🎶...I was barely middle aged and I was fairly stressed...🎶

Adjective unnecessary

It me

Said in the voice of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition sketch: Amongst my special kinds of procrastination are...

Friday Saturday better wear a haturday!

Thank you!! Finally someone else who uses "Svimvear!!! very nice" in casual conversation!

Go bobcats!

Wasn't there this year, but had a few scorchers walking to the Forum

GothCon is in W231-232! We also have the remaining GothCon blinky badges to distribute here, so if you missed one this is where to get it! (GothCon badges not needed to come to the party, they're just for fun!) #defcon #defcon33 #dcgothcon

Banishing dirt to the land of wind and ghosts

Now you look like someone who could really use some rubber nipples...

We're here at #defcon with some shiny new badges for 2025! Drop details here as they get figured out, and be sure to catch us Saturday 9pm-2am at lvcc

The label does hit harder! 😂

The road to unintended consequences is paved with good intentions...

This is essentially a response to the ham-fisted way the City of Columbus handled their ransomware response last year. If city council is going to approve a ransom payment, they have to do it in a public meeting because public funds are being used. Unsure how this affects those with cyber insurance

Fireball Cinnamon Whisky - Wikipedia

DYK Fireball also started as a flavor of Dr. McGillicuddy's back in the day. Basically a rebranding that made some exec $$$$$.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firebal...

BFG 9000

Gourmet shit!