✨sarah✨

why did no one warn me that even though I'm not well endowed, my nipples would eventually be touching my stomach when I sit

sometimes i look at my niece and my god children and i get sad bec i worry about the kind of world they're gonna grow into 🥹

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

giving myself til end of the year before i edit the fuck out of my resume again so i can find a new job that has better benefits, great growth opportunities and thriple the income by q2 next year

the intense urge to redecorate your house after staying in hotels for 2 weeks 🙂‍↔️

the face of pure evil

do i wanna know what conclave means and where it came from

Yes

I never wanted to live in interesting times.

Is it canon or did i just read it on a fanfic

i was in the bathroom and opened the door to my bunny waiting for me omg i love him so much hes literally my bestfriend 🥹

So we can talk shit about that Musky felon here, right? right!!!!???

Noooooo i dont want my ig followers to know my thoughts :/

I just did

@stephlug.bsky.social pay attention to me

sometimes I can admit to myself that I do really want all of it.

“May the only thing that dampens the flames of hell for you be God spitting in your face”

its crazy how many hardest lines of all time originate from tumblr shitposts

hi

Humans of New York © •. • X 3h. © "He doesn't love me, that's for sure. You can project human qualities onto these things until they bite your ass cheek. He bit my ass cheek. Middle of the night, wife asleep in the bed, I bend over to pick something up, and he bites me right on the ass. He's very dangerous if he doesn't get his way. If you aren't accommodating his wishes, he can screech you right into the ground. He won't go in his cage. Our entire apartment is filled with driftwood from the Hudson. He likes to sit on the driftwood when he watches TV. He'll take food off our plates. If anyone is talking, he has to be there. He wants to be part of everything. And the worst part is they won't die. They live to be 80 or 100. You know the saying: 'This too shall pass'? Not the umbrella cockatoo. This too, shall not pass. There's no hope. That's the horror of it. I told this to a nine-year old girl in the park. This girl was a genius. She says: 'You'll never have to say goodbye. You have an infinite pet.' It was the darkest thing l've ever heard."

remember the lady from New York who was cursed forever by ass-biting cockatoo ownership

if i ever post something that can be interpreted in more than one way, then i definitely wrote it with the intention of grievously wounding you, a stranger i have never spoken to before and whose existence i was previously not aware of

Love these boys 🥹

I also can't post videos...what is the point...

dont fluff shame her

Nice pun! Since you asked -

nothing more offensive than your pets refusing to give you attention as if you dont support their freeloading lifestyle

The lack of bunny content on this app is STAGGERING.

I do not...get this reference.

if we had GIFs I would share the Patrick Star one with bright googly eyes.

It’s that time of year again.