Chris

I'm excited for Pokemon Windwaker.

Well that explains why I started a new play through.

His hairstyle looks like he's hiding the spot on his head where you can tell his mom dropped him.

This is naansense.

I had a group of friends over one night and when I opened the door I realized that they were all so much shorter than me. Like tallest one was 5' nothin'. It made me feel like I was opening the door to a bunch of Trick or Treaters. I bet that's how the elves feel around the dwarves.

Pretty much a literal roach clip.

I did a quick follow because I loved the painted tyranids and then boobs started showing up in my feed and it kinda took me forever to realize those were related. Best surprise.

Mel Brooks is furiously taking notes for Space Balls 2.

Is the headline implying Fabio wrote the books he was on the cover of?

One of my favorite visual effects in games ever is as you collect shines and areas of the island start to brighten. It made me want to live there.

Of all the sports out there its origin feels the most Calvinball, just making shit up as you go.
Dude, why are you grabbing a broom?
Nothing says I can't.

If any of the major AI pushers needs brain surgery, I fully encourage them to ask my Roomba for directions.
"Just go until you hit something, spin in a circle then keep going!"

I'll admit i have a robot vacuum I talk to when it gets stuck or needs help kinda like it was one of my cats, but I think that was mostly because as soon as I got it I stuck giant googly eyes on it.

I love this so much!

You might be the coolest person I follow.

I had to sit through a meeting with a NYS agency's budget department and he explained in two minutes what it took them an hour and a power point to go over.

I think about this game a lot. My memories of it feel like a dream, it was so unique to me.

I planted these last year. Excited to see them grow.

What a fool, cats have that brillo tongue, they're obviously the better choice for dishes.

This is the same energy as the person who only does dishes once a year waiting for the big "thank you" they feel they deserve cause they're finally helping out.

This is what I think too. My dumpster cats like to drink after someone else drinks first. They hang back and watch the water dish. Then they like to stick their face and chest in and get nice and soaked and then rub against me. My other pets are all normal about water.

He goes by Max Velocity. Kinda hard to take him seriously when he sounds like an 80`s kid cartoon character. He's doing weather from the back of a skateboard.

That's terrible! This has always been my biggest issue with Fire Emblem. I would restart stages I was doing great in because my level ups still made me feel like I was losing. How has this mechanic survived on earth almost as long as I have?

Do it! I just started getting into the lore, and it would be fun to have a series to follow along with as they release. When I see a thousand videos already created discussing a topic it can feel overwhelming. I need that drip feed.

Happy birthday! I started listening to Sword Coast: Coast 2 Coast today! Coincidence? Yes! So far it's been a fun ride.

They say I'm only in 2026 for the...

I love the year end picture next to all the books you read, I want to see everyone doing this.

Someone turned 5

I prefer this quote over videos of Goku and Vegeta fighting to Linkin Park.

I've been listening since Talk Radar, but this may be the first time ADHD and the question of the week ever aligned enough for me to answer: Sim City, done in the style of Spin City. Deputy mayor Michael Fox as the town grows into a city, replaced by Charlie Sheen as the earthquakes and Bowsers hit.