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@claym8ion.bsky.social

Helping Trust & Safety teams by day, data nerd, biz ops, urban farming, travel, wine & whiskey, crooner, ally, occasional poster, aggressive liker, pnw

175 Followers  |  210 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 23.11.2024  |  1.6736

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Absolutely dominating this jukebox right now.

14.06.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You ever shake so hard you knock yourself back down?

26.05.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hangin on the coast is hard y'all.

25.05.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH: I'm just gonna finish this beer and grab a couple more for the room. I wanna get to bed early.

21.05.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Staying at this cute place in Oregon wine country for the weekend.

18.05.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice flight path out of SFO today.

15.05.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two Uber rides between San Francisco and Sunnyvale count as cardio for the day.

14.05.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leaving the office yesterday. Elevator stops. Guy gets on, and asks if want some elevator music. "Sure." And this portable-speaker-carrying hero proceeds to play Sultans of Swing for the rest of the ride, and his exit from the building.

01.05.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Couple of my favorites from our time in Costa Rica.

27.04.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First outdoor fire of the year. Pink moon sneaking in.

13.04.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donde esta

09.04.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, my favorite procrastination technique at work is f**king with table styles in slides, when I should be focusing on meaningful content.

08.04.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the heads-up! Let's see if I can get tix in Portland. Good luck!

31.03.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Google Authenticator app has a 5 page list of apps/systems that I access, and I'm sorry if you actually understand what that means.

24.03.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally used this language in a Slack today: "We should be afforded that same courtesy."

Where did I learn to talk like this? I sound like I went to the Willy Wonka School of Business.

20.03.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This woman is fierce.

08.03.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This gorgeous lady turns 50 in 20 mins.

07.03.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An appropriate vintage to kickoff my Muse's birthday weekend.

06.03.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Somebody enjoying the snowdrops this morning.

21.02.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Loving these Nick and Nora glasses from Educated Barfly. And I'm married to a literal scientist, so you can always conveniently find work instructions.

17.02.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look who's wearing her favorite, and only, sports ball shirt.

10.02.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can usually count on Pinterest emails for pretty well targeted landscaping and home improvement ideas, but today I received this... personal attack.

04.02.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The subject wasn't super cooperative, but we got a couple decent pics from today's shoot.

20.01.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today has been quite a week. Here's a video of cute bulldog snores. Sound up. Eyes on the cheeks.

13.01.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inspired by a couple dinners while traveling this week. Braised short ribs and root vegetables over polenta.

12.01.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Volume up for the relaxing sounds of a bulldog chewing on an antler.

21.12.2024 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Krampus toddy season to all who celebrate.

19.12.2024 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look. If we're on a zoom or if you're presenting at a conference, I'm the one consciously making eye contact and giving you an encouraging nod so you don't feel like you're screaming into the void.

18.12.2024 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well. I successfully laser cut one ornament. I guess it's time to quit the day job, build a site on squarespace, and start a YouTube channel.

11.12.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's faux fur lined hoods weather in Portland this morning.

01.12.2024 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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