Sirith Khan

I have a brother and sister too. They make me smile.

You know what would be even funnier...if they started charging to use the Staten Island Ferry.

If Mamdani were a Republican, this map would show him where the people he should target live.

If got $20 to stay till noon, I'd have to get there at about 11:30 to make it worth my time. Of course, I'd have to find parking first...so maybe not worth it at all.

I've been to two weddings where the Adam and Steve joke was made during the ceremony...no class.

I remember the first Scientific American article I was able to finish reading and mostly understood...the topic was AIDS transmission. It was the 80s, a decade I am mostly nostalgic about...I just don't think I'm nostalgic about that topic.

When I first found out about Paul Lynde's Halloween Special back in 2021, I thought to myself, how could I have missed this 25 years ago...but then I realized I had missed it 45 years ago...now that was scary.

Nothing better than telling kids that their music sucks.

Too bad California's not for sale.

I've only messed around with VCV Rack (software-based modular), but I'm lucky to just get a sound out of it.

Happy for you...but a bit sad for me.

I work up a sweat just watching him dance around.

That's my plan.

I know how you feel. I read science fiction before it was cool...it is cool now, right?

Tempted to send this to my mother-in-law.

I'm absolutely stuffed with lasagna, but this looks damn good.

‘The picture is real’: Tim Walz’s cousin reveals he's behind viral 'Nebraska Walz’s for Trump’ family portrait The picture exploded after Walz's brother criticized him on Facebook.

So...is Mike Walz one of these clowns?

www.dailydot.com/debug/walz-f...

Even the Scarecrow could've figured it out.

Oh wait...he found someone to mate with?

If I sit next to you on a flight, feel free to interrupt me with effusive praise.

After changing the bedsheets I never feel liberated or empowered...but I do feel less itchy.

They don't know how to turn the flash off...not saying this out of personal experience or anything.

Planes are falling too.

Gulf of America Day, 2025 BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION      Today, I am very honored to recognize February 9, 2025, as the first ever Gulf of

So..can we change New Mexico's name to New America. I'm sure they'd appreciate not being mistaken for foreigners.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Biography of George Washington Discover the life of George Washington, America's first president and commander of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War.

The man who would NOT be king.

www.mountvernon.org/george-washi...

America's NATO ally urged to "buy California" "Let's buy California from Donald Trump!...California could be ours, and we need your help to make it happen," the petition reads.

I think this is not a bad idea.

www.newsweek.com/us-denmark-t...

Trump tells treasury to end ‘wasteful’ production of pennies President says minting of low-denomination one-cent coins costs more than their face value, echoing Elon Musk

I think it's because Lincoln freed the slaves.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

True Trumpsters will never be swayed by rational arguments, but someone on the fence may be. I say we keep trying to win them.

The younger the person who dies, the greater the tragedy.

We're not all morons, just 77,302,580 of us...actually that's not counting the ones that were too dumb to vote.