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@harbinger617.bsky.social

Telling lies and stealing pies since 1993. I AM BRANCHED MAN KILL 'EM ALL PERFECT MILLENNIUM

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Us World newgens getting what we asked for, regardless of how good it actually is for the game.

14.02.2026 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The drop rates on the post-launch monsters in Wilds feel very "I'll show you why we didn't make them like the old games". A 2% rate on Seregios plate and Lagiacrus gem with no head break or tail cut chance is nuts. I'm up 25 Seregioses without a single plate, and I need 5 of them.

14.02.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE BEAST OF PROPHECY

08.02.2026 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heating blanket is the most effective cat trap ever designed.

03.02.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

O shit waddup

(Congratulations!)

01.02.2026 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

build that funky mutant, white boy

30.01.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never been inside a Culver's before, only ever drive thru. This place feels like it has the same list of prejudices as Chik Fil A

30.01.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Work cancelled tomorrow, first time in years. Guess that makes this a real snow storm now.

26.01.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mr peaceful sleeper

23.01.2026 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Current setup

23.01.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You've gotta be fucking kidding me

23.01.2026 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have to pay rent in a week, motherfuck! What the hell is this

23.01.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's fun to occasionally stick your hand into this basket of snakes. You go looking for a recommendation for a replacement cartridge for your record player (I'm just going to replace the needle, it's cheaper) and you find out people are lauding a "budget" option that costs 60% of your entire setup.

23.01.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"I'm Old!" (Isolated Sound Effect) - Deltarune
YouTube video by Salty's Video Dump "I'm Old!" (Isolated Sound Effect) - Deltarune

youtu.be/iFZiTa_s_Ug?...

21.01.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Adding one more onto this

04.02.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The electric blanket on the bed is there for the exclusive purpose of getting Rya to snuggle at night.

18.01.2026 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got a 4K Roku as an experiment to see if I could resolve my ongoing issues with PLEX, and as it turns out all my grievances are with Sony & how shitty and limited they mandated the PLEX app to be on PlayStation. I'm having zero issues and loving having a remote as my navigation device.

17.01.2026 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About 75% of the way in, Matrix 4 has a scene from a better movie in it, and up until that point I was along for the ride on a meta-commentary about legacy sequels that was intentionally underwhelming. You can't have The Sauce for five minutes and then pretend you're making it shitty on purpose.

16.01.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some kinda fucked up owl on my TV stand

13.01.2026 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many, many items down the list of future laws, behind "all these people go to jail forever" and "the number of pieces Felon Musk needs to be separated into" is "all store reward and loyalty programs unified into one card that's tracked and guaranteed by the Department of Savings"

09.01.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nine familial exterminations - Wikipedia

Something to consider.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_fa...

08.01.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Impressing the other meth heads by putting a piece of crystal in my pipe that's too big for the opening like a ship in a bottle

08.01.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The only reliable poll of American opinion, the gas pump sticker, has started to shift its vibe.

08.01.2026 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep putting half a block of Velveeta into recipes and keep receiving god's reminder of why you do not do this. Onto the next dish.

06.01.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Current family photo of the crap stack

04.01.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had always heard it in terms of "the only one worse than Revolutions"

04.01.2026 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adam Sessler will never see the gates of paradise

04.01.2026 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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