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photo of Trump struggling through today's meeting

Trump's fake droops while his eyes are closed at today's "Board of Peace" meeting

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Trump couldn't win the Nobel Peace Prize—as all he does is start wars, loot our treasury, and aid and abet child sex trafficking—so he made himself "Chairman of the Board of Peace" as a consolation.

Now he'll use that perch to start wars, loot many nations, and continue abetting Child Rape.

So much of what Trump does is fake. Board of peace is fake. Venezuelan regime change was fake. Credit card interest caps were fake. Wall was fake. Its all about optics, the apperance of winning. Its all comms and marketing to make the base believe in the spectacle. But its not real and never was

CO2 isn’t a pollutant, it helps plants grow. and another thing, why are we always putting out fires? they provide heat!

that carbon dioxide collects in the atmosphere to cause a greenhouse effect has been known for 125 YEARS

There were slums in Central Park called Hoovervilles. Personally, I don't think he's been demonized enough.

When I left Substack in Jan 2024 it was partly the Nazis but it was mostly because their response to the Nazis convinced me there was going to be no end to this sort of shit.

I continue to believe that the inevitable J.D. Vance presidential campaign will be destroyed when someone fills one of these awkward pauses by simply yelling "you suck, dork!"

The first senior Royal arrested since the 1600s (Charles I; executed) has been arrested, and it's ex-prince Andrew—apparently over leaking confidential government information to Epstein.

And allegations emerged today that Kathy Ruemmler did the same thing as White House Counsel.

The Atlantic is fishing around to write a story about the reaction to the Argument poll. You can be sure that the framing will be "unreasonable trans activists can't handle harsh truths of polling and try to shut down debate which is why they lost public opinion in the first place."

oh my goodness they're now playing Trump propaganda videos 2 hours deep in this "Board of Peace" meeting

Great thread:

And you want me to celebrate 250, for what? #fashion #history #royal #court #businesstips

This is further evidence that if you're really committed to making America a better place, then you need to get comfortable with a smaller circle of political friends, colleagues and allies.

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Oh, the purpose of the attack would be to deflect from the 38,000 times he's mentioned in the Epstein Files.

(finger to earpiece)

Oh, you meant the cover story they'll give for the attack. Sorry!

More like “Trump’s Bored of Peace,” amirite?

If you’re having a bad day at work today, take comfort in knowing there are world leaders trapped in a Board of Peace meeting with an insane pedophile.

You can really tell today who's read the Board of Peace charter and who hasn't.

On its face, this new Trump scam aims to replace the United Nations and effectively makes Trump Emperor of the World.

It also empowers him to name the next Emperor of the World—likely Jared Kushner.

(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: American Taxpayers Paying Through the Teeth for Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski to Cheat on Their Spouses Daily Many Miles Above the Earth

I have to think Zeus was standing up on Mount Olympus with an armful of lightning bolts deciding how many to throw at a time after he heard this gobshite

Gothamist X post Headline: Trans teens across New York City scramble after NYU Langone shutters care

This is yet another example of a private institution capitulating to the federal government’s assault on transgender rights. In the face of these attacks, New York City will continue to be a refuge for the LGBTQIA+ community.

😡😡😡😡

Trump Picks His Ex-Receptionist, 26, for Top Ballroom Job Trump has appointed a 26-year-old aide with no notable arts expertise to the arts commission reviewing his tacky D.C. makeover.

Trump's ballroom will aptly be overseen by the girlfriend from Get Out.

The only metric I use now to tell if an FCC is doing work that I actually value is how many spam calls I get every day and they have doubled, at least, in the year since Carr claimed he was "cracking down."

RIP to all the American soldiers who are about to die to protect a paedophile from accountability 😭😭😭

a dragon is flying through the air and throwing fire . ALT: a dragon is flying through the air and throwing fire .

Ted Lieu on Twitter right now:

Anyone who's familiar with Rep. Ted Lieu, knows that he would NOT have said what he said unless he had seen convincing evidence.

Les Wexner met Jeffrey Epstein in 1986. Epstein became a key financial advisor for Wexner in 1987. In 1991, Wexner, then a billionaire, handed over his power of attorney to Epstein.

Dwell on this.

Texans: After nearly three decades in charge, “we can fix it” sounds like a confession.