show me a chicken

A bright white bird stands on short grass with a blurred squirrel in the background.

Cheesin’ 🪶

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

It never hurts to give thanks to the local gods
You never know who might be hungry

"they're a Seattleite, they don't carry an umbrella" -Sarah, on the would-be thief

They clearly went through stuff, but gave up in disgust. Things this clownshoe passed up:

-My ancient iPod
-A sick vintage leather jacket
-An umbrella
-A bag of quarters for parking
-David Bowie CDs
-Half a bottle of Excedrin

(One of these things was actually new-ish and expensive...☂️)

We went to Seattle for a concert and someone smashed our car window ....... and stole Nothing Whatsoever

A female Red-bellied Woodpecker watches the trail from a mossy log.

what’s your favorite of michelangelo’s works, mine’s the

They who talk all day of beauty
Call all the plain things dirty

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

🫤⚾

I read it for the first time earlier this year & it was absolutely phenomenal ❤️

Sarah is right about baseball commentary

You wouldn't download a computer.

A SKALATEN WHOSE POINTEN THERE RIG AND THERE SAYEN " YOUVE READ YOUR LAST FREE ARTICLE PARDNER " JUST LIKE A WEB SITE, REMEBER WHEN WEB SITES USE TO WANT US TO GO IN AND READ SHIT ON THEM, NOW THEY THREATEN US AND TELL US WERE FUCKED FOR TRYIN TO SEE WHATS HAPPENING, SORRY FOR USING MY BROWSER TO ACCESS HYPER LINKS I GUESS, THEY LET DA INFO WIZERDS OF THE WORLD BUILD THE WHOLE SHIT FOR FREE AND NOW ITS ALL LOCKED DOORS AND CLOSED GATE'S, AND DA PEOPL -- YOUVE REACHED THE END OF YOU'RE ALT TEXT TO READ MORE SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne --

VARMINT - dashare.zone ADMIN

One of my favorite authors once said that even though he adores both, he thinks the LotR movies are better at being movies than the novels are at being novels. I kind of think this about Interview show vs book, at least vis-a-vis my own taste in books and shows

as such, post-game:
S: that was fun :)
Me: Did I just spend three hours of my life watching impressive athletes mostly wait around to see if they'd get to do something athletic

I find it exciting to watch something with a constant undercurrent of urgency and adrenaline. She finds it calming to watch something unfold according to a pattern and in an order.

I like immersive distraction; she likes casual relaxation. I associate positive emotions with high energy; she associates positive emotions with chill vibes. I like playing violent video games; she likes playing peaceful-mode Minecraft

on our walk home Sarah and I discussed our differences in temperament that explain why she is a Baseball Enjoyer and I am an American Football Enjoyer (note, neither of us know jack shit about either sport in the broad scope of things)

well, that wasn't an exciting experience

Four small silhouette drawings in black ink, each about the size of a business card, of a hen encountering another small animal in each one: a dragonfly, a frog, a wren, and a squirrel.

Some recent hens. They do look good together like this. 🐔

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It's so hard to get revenge
The human element drags you down

Sharktober 09: Angel Shark

#shark #sharkart #sharktober #sharktober2025

feeling offended that on this, the first occasion in living memory that I have watched a Mariners game on purpose, they have literally dropped the ball like four times

A SKELITON LOOKS DOWN FROM HELL ON TO THERE OLD COMPUTER DISPLAYING "DA SHARE Z0NE" WEB PAGE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THE PROMISE OF "GOING ON THE COMPUTER" HAS BECOME A PROCESS OF GETING BLASTED IN DA FACE WITH BULL SHIT WHILE YOUR TRYING TO LOOK STUFF UP, AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT WE WOULDNT HAVE FUN FOR FREE, AND NOW THAT THEY RUINED ALL THE PUBLICATIONS AND WEB SITES, THERE TELLIN US "JUST ASK THE AI TO FIND SHIT FOR YOU" BUT WE ALREADY HAD AN APP THAT WOULD GIVE US INFOMATION THAT WE WANTED!!! IT WAS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER!!!!! CAPTALISM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE USUAL REASONS BUT ALSO BECUASE IT RUINED THE COMPUTER FOR US!!! NO ONE LIKES THAT THEY BURNED THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BUT WE HAD ANOTHER ONE 10 YEAR'S AGO AND INSTEAD OF 1 FIRE IT WAS 100000, PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN THEY REPLACED THE DAMB CARD CATALOG WITH A COMPUTER THAT MAKES SHIT UP ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IM GOING TO THE WOODS NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE ADS THERE YET SO GO THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

Ugh!!!!!!!

sometimes I feel a little down and then I listen to Obscurest Vinyl's "You Can't Cancel the Fourth of July" EP and forget what I was thinking about

my haircut got postponed by three weeks so let's see what kind of anime character I accidentally look like before then

a few willets and short-billed dowitchers... #birds