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Jon Simonsen

@jonsimonsen.bsky.social

Cubs, Packers and Hawkeye fan. Dad of 2. Husband of 1.

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Harry would approve of this performance.

#Cubs

23.07.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cubs #317

"Draft Day"
🟒🟑βšͺ️🟑
πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€

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13.07.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A tycoon sounds fun like the Monopoly Guy. A Baron sounds scary like Daniel Day Lewis.

11.07.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im sure he'll show up in Texas sometime next week throwing rolls of paper towels at the flood victims that have been displaced and mourning loved ones.

07.07.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just accidentally breezed by something called β€œThe Incredible Dog Challenge β€œ and the commentator was saying, β€œWhen they’re not competing they’re just dogs.” Absolutely unassailable analysis.

06.07.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man is standing in front of a crowd and saying it 's a walk off ! ALT: a bald man is standing in front of a crowd and saying it 's a walk off !

#Cubs

04.07.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of baseball players are dancing in a dugout with the words go cubs go on the bottom ALT: a group of baseball players are dancing in a dugout with the words go cubs go on the bottom

Cubs win!

03.07.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh look, Dansby is still terrible with RISP.

03.07.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn, this one was tough.

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Cubs #306

"Cream N' Crop Pitchers"
🟑βšͺ️🟒🟑
🟑🟒🟒🟑
πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€

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02.07.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white shirt with the words `` it 's w season '' written on it . ALT: a white shirt with the words `` it 's w season '' written on it .
02.07.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prices are down compared to what? The prices immediately following the announcement of tariffs?

30.06.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bulls are so stupid. They have now traded DeRozan, Levine, Caruso and now Lonzo Ball and have recieved ZERO draft picks in return.

28.06.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Awesome news!

27.06.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you take away the 8 earned by Taillon, the Cubs win 7-0.

25.06.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

25.06.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I say the same thing about Cade Horton after every start. The I watch Brown pitch.

24.06.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SEE-YA!

22.06.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Parking Lot Pimp goes yard!

22.06.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black crow is sitting on a rock with the words ca-caw !!! written on it . ALT: a black crow is sitting on a rock with the words ca-caw !!! written on it .

PCA does it again!

#Cubs

21.06.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Javier Assad healthy yet? I'm so done with the Cade Horton experiment.

21.06.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PCA AGAIN!

19.06.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sing the song.
Fly the W.
Cubs win!

18.06.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MVPCA!!!

18.06.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

19.5 seconds left, tie game. This is unbelievable and I'm not even a big hockey fan.

13.06.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well this is a new one.

04.06.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet he serves Bud Light at his shithole (that's not a knock on Bud Light btw).

03.06.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mope Bloodhound Gang Β· Hooray For Boobies Β· Song Β· 1999

This is the best week of the school year. No one gives a shit about anything. Anyway, here's The Bloodhound Gang.

02.06.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cubs #276

"Lou Gehrig Day"
🟒🟑🟑🟒
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02.06.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another series win!

01.06.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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