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I, too, was denied pierogi.

Now I get it. What a fool I was!

Did Shelby Foote ever write about potatoes?

When I was growin up in Alabammy, I got run over by a bootlegger. Busted me up real good. But granny plugged my nose with topsoil and sent me to bed with a badger in my jammies. Three months later I could walk.

Every tech bro knows the importance of keeping backups.

Awesome, I'll get a huge discount on ten appendectomies.

Duh

Put it more directly: if everybody involved is not severely punished and removed from society, our American experiment is utterly finished.

And even if they do get thrown in jail, it will mean nothing without massive reforms.

What about memorizing the Dewey Decimal System and doing that?

Nah, she's ambitious, so more like "devoting all her time to inventing a whole new form of racism."

Need a disaster first.

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"Make a picture of me wearing an outfit that 7th grade me thought would be badass."

That attitude seems pretty socialist, tbh.

Need to find a way to get the media to clean house, too.

What's your character? What are you running?

Ken, like Major Kong, takes his duties very seriously.

I repeat:

Don't worry, I've been told the midterms will fix this.

Trick question: Red Elon would beat them all.

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Love the bios from those days. Churchill is another one, so is Gandhi. "When he was twelve, he invented a new type of steel but lost the patent to Cornelius Vanderbilt in a game of darts. In 1898, he prevented a war by punching the Sultan of Oman in the nose."

In my day, a nickel would get you a scarring AND a matinee with a newsreel!

Once we order, is there a short window where we can ask the revolutionaries to pick up some Cokes?

Any wannabe candidate is going to have to deal with Ted's absolute lock on 3% of the vote.

If he finishes it in any way like the senate Dems finished the shutdown, we're utterly screwed.

Normal people can't carry them, sure, but these guys are different. You can hide a lot in a six foot asshole.

A mere trifle.

I don't know, Kevin, is there a novelist who can back that claim up?

Ah, you spoiled her. Now, nothing less than human flesh will do.

You know, like gold-painted shelves.