Javed

weekend wrapup

Wellington. For one night only. We’re bringing our infamous music quiz back to San Fran. This Tuesday. 7:30pm.

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just got woken up by this national emergency alert

Good beer overall! Didnt quite get the steak and cheese vibe tho

Always

It’s a good beer! Just not very steak and cheesy

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should”

It went hard as hell

One day you’re hip and down with it, the next it’s a Friday night and you’re pulling a freshly baked focaccia out of the oven and topping it with homemade pesto because you had quote “too much basil in your herb garden”

You’re on thin ice buddy

Ye what u need fam

What is excel if not beers persevering?

I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk

Yearning for the days when AI stood for Allen Iverson

Hell yeah brother. How are they?

Can you use that for frozen margaritas?

Ever since I was young I knew I wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

no one told me how much harder it is to hop out of bed and turn your swag on when you’re 31

Hell yeah love this

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Monday is one of the top 7 days of the week for beers. Who am I to question fate?

Locked down my Twitter again just for safekeeping while I ignore it again forever except when checking in occasionally on remaining Asian human rights peeps, and Javed still providing truths about getting White Girl Wasted.

Nothing you do in retaliation will hold up in a court of law.

Man outdoors taking summer game of cornhole far too seriously

Cornhole should be an Olympic sport

There's nothing like getting a 2000s euro dance song stuck in your head to make you realise how accurate Planet of the Bass was in its nonsense.

Big night?

Welcome to my (weekend) life

Remember the time n the Koru Lounge when Jacinda handed Javed a bottle opener & he Tweeted what a g & it went viral & the Herald did a story then Nats were all how can we make this about us? & Judith & Simeon both posted pics holding bottle openers? We never talk about how perfect an analogy that is

Yeah, pretty sure it was Covid that knocked it out of the news cycle

Hahah ICONIC