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Fully automated luxury gay space communism. Football. Planes. Shihad.

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Fokker Triplane pursued by Sopwith Triplane

Fokker Triplane pursued by Sopwith Triplane

Three German Albatross biplanes

Three German Albatross biplanes

Great thread. Here’s a cheat sheet:
Fokker on the left, Albatrosses on the right. Thanks Peter Jackson!

06.11.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three biplanes called Albatrosses fly in formation through a blue sky, with a Fokker biplane in the background

Three biplanes called Albatrosses fly in formation through a blue sky, with a Fokker biplane in the background

I was disappointed to hear about the nodding in the audience while I was shouting at my phone, but this thread is total redemption. If you like Albatrosses (and Camels) get yourself to Masterton, NZ

06.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

06.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1550    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 20

There’s a passage in Justin Marshall’s autobiography about how he was nearly strangled when senior players grabbed his ABs tie as he tried to sit too close to the back of the team bus. He concludes his near death experience was a sign of good team spirit.

01.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Evelyn But The Girl.

31.10.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6

This right here is an excellent use of social media

31.10.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14242    πŸ” 4414    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 250

Crowing about removing the concept that "Aotearoa New Zealand’s histories has been shaped by the use of power", I guess means Act subscribes to the 'no thoughts, head empty' theory of history as a series of random events that include 'Ancient Egypt, Rome, Greece' where no power was exercised.

28.10.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

buying a knife from TV and just using it to chop up shoes and pipes and stuff cause that's the only part of the ad you saw. you think it's a knife for chopping up sneakers for fun. and it is fun. you're thrilled with the purchase. but shoe costs add up fast. soon you're stealing your friends' shoes,

26.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

as a long time and well known Bobb Semple Supremacist, I endorse this message.

still hurting that this didn't feature in Girls und Panzer

26.10.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A 3 by 5 grid of warning lights from a car dashboard.

Sauron has broken your car
You have trapped your arms in the seatbelt
The genie has wet the bed
Your steering wheel looks like a sloth
You're being spied on by an owl
The exhaust pipe is in your windscreen
A Victorian submarine has landed on you
You're not ripped enough to drive
Your tyres are on fire
You need to restring your lyre
Your radio is too old-fashioned
A dead Japanese girl will kill you in a week
Your vision is obscured by bubble-gum
There are marbles in your silencer
You are not a number. You are a free man

A 3 by 5 grid of warning lights from a car dashboard. Sauron has broken your car You have trapped your arms in the seatbelt The genie has wet the bed Your steering wheel looks like a sloth You're being spied on by an owl The exhaust pipe is in your windscreen A Victorian submarine has landed on you You're not ripped enough to drive Your tyres are on fire You need to restring your lyre Your radio is too old-fashioned A dead Japanese girl will kill you in a week Your vision is obscured by bubble-gum There are marbles in your silencer You are not a number. You are a free man

Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?

25.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
The Lemonheads - The Outdoor Type (Video)
YouTube video by Classic Pop The Lemonheads - The Outdoor Type (Video)

youtu.be/Ijlk0GTQbB4?...

25.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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60th anniversary of Bowie’s β€œpet” stereo yours for just Β£28,500
www.t3.com/tech/audio/l...
Price here www.artsy.net/artwork/brio...

24.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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Give us Oktoberfest round you cowards #SYDvCCM

25.10.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Am I so out of touch? no, it's the teachers, doctors and nurses who are wronflg

Am I so out of touch? no, it's the teachers, doctors and nurses who are wronflg

My friend @suburbanennui.bsky.social with his epic sign #nzpol #nzstrike

22.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

You’re skeeting my Cold War childhood. Semi-comforting. We survived that, right?

21.10.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm at Gare Du Nord. Guy in front of me is way overdressed. Dripping with jewels, wearing three crowns, a diamond ring on every finger. He's sweating loads too. Looks kinda nervous. Pretty sure his moustache is fake too. Takes all sorts.

20.10.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

This could be fun. Also - Dave Save! That you @kiwiburgerer.bsky.social ?

20.10.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
BBC headline - Titan submersible inked sure to poor engineering, say US officials - above an image of the submersible in happier times, eg when it hadn't yet imploded and turned its occupants into a  seawater-flavoured paste.

BBC headline - Titan submersible inked sure to poor engineering, say US officials - above an image of the submersible in happier times, eg when it hadn't yet imploded and turned its occupants into a seawater-flavoured paste.

"Titan submersible imploded due to poor engineering, say US officials."

Also experts, amateurs, people consigned to asylums for congenital lunacy, people who've never heard of submersibles before, a tortoise called Alan and literally anyone else hearing the vaguest description of it.

16.10.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 576    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 10

Pretty sure I literally watched this on a rainy holiday weekend in Leigh, a beach town north of Auckland. I may recall some nice Hudson action, but not much else.

16.10.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote post with a sword:
It’s 2007 and I’m off to a fancy dress party. If you killed my father, you’re in for a bad night.

16.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kudos to AvSpecs. Would’ve loved a KA 114 style victory tour after final assembly.

16.10.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we should have paid attention to the dangers of cyberspace as predicted by Lawnmower Man (1992)

16.10.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunday

12.10.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

@taikonaut.bsky.social what’s your Trebuchet Name? Would @nzadt.bsky.social be Snide Sibling?

11.10.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

QFT

10.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now it’s landed safely I can reveal this is just another pilot keen to draw a cock and balls on Flight Radar

09.10.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just for clarity, the unemployment numbers under this government may look terrible, but keep in mind, Luxon has driven tens of thousands of Kiwis overseas as well, so its actually far worse. These numbers are just the ones that couldnt leave.

08.10.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Pouring one out for the original Kanganaut

07.10.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@taikonaut.bsky.social I figured you should be notified of your new comrade/rival

07.10.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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