Elaine Bradford

Keep going and make it into a book someday!

I think about this all the time.

What the actual fuck?

Always check in with me. Most days I will probably go somewhere with you.

How was it?

Exactly.

One of my u hinged neighbors seems to have a flag with the same image flying in her front yard. Trying to ruin my snow day.

Wow.

I’d absolutely choose hurricane over fire. And you know how I feel about hurricanes. It’s devastating to watch and worry about friends in LA.

I feel this. Not the skydiving part, but the dumb part.

Omg.

Also, I need to get glasses, but that price tag is the reason I’m afraid to.

Oh no. Who had to go to the emergency vet?

I saw some bluebonnets starting on my walk today.

Omg!

Too often. As much as I’m trying to block it out.

I’ve started frowning carrots just for the carrot tops. I have a great chimichurri recipe I can share.

Everyone just left. Thanksgiving with my parents was exhausting and now I want to cry. Been cooking and cleaning since 8am. The highlight of my day was taking my dad’s car to the grocery store this morning and resetting all his Fox News stations to random music. Almost made up for the rest.

What a dream. I wish I could stop doing it, but it feels like my mom would cry, and then there would be guilt. I love to eat all the foods (that I make), but would happily eat them all by myself in front of the tv.

The book was pretty great. I feel like I was working in bookstores at the height of its popularity which is why I know it. And the musical was great, which I only saw bc we won cheap tickets in a lottery, but I love a musical. Fortune Feimster said the movie was amazing, so I will have to see it.

I need to know his schedule of when he will be there bc I neeeeeeeed to meet him.

We all feel like fig.

This. Exactly.

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Sure there is, you keep getting up all night to turn it up and down as you freeze and sweat in between.

I’d been planning on coming today to hug goats all week. Then a migraine kept me away. But I need to pet some goats soon. And feed Jeremy a salad. We all do.

Every place is really into cats. More cats!

I am in the middle of tapering off meds bc the side effects weren’t worth it, and there probably couldn’t have been a worse time to do this.

I can not believe we are back here. And I wish this would propel us into another amazing project like Routine Fables, but I don’t know that either of us have it in us at this point. But maybe it should propel us back into drinking together every week at leilow again?

The fact that it’s even a close contest makes me feel like this country is too far gone no matter what happens. I can not and will not ever understand how anyone can vote for him. And these anyones include a lot of my family, which is extra hard to deal with.