Matches Malone

How the fuck have the Clintons mattered for four decades now? I’m so sick of hearing some Republican Lite™ talking point from these people.

@sengonzalezny.bsky.social @socialists.nyc how can I donate without going through ActBlue? I’d love to write a check and not get a million spam emails/texts forever after that.

Girls be like "I know a spot" and then bring you here It's Brian in a playground from ff7

Frodo Baggins saying “you’re late!”

People tracking their periods on a LOTR calendar

Naan binary

strange to me that a lot of people on this website simultaneously agree that the administration is run by incompetents who struggle to carry out their agenda without major political blowback AND that they’ll pull off a complex and sophisticated effort to rig elections and prevent defeat in November

A fun bluesky fact is that at any given moment one person on bluesky is listening to Anthems for a Seventeen Year‐Old Girl by Broken Social Scene

Any sexy crypto waifus want to rug pull the male loneliness epidemic?

Arthur Brooks whispering 𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 every time I boner

Has anyone ever tried writing a story about a male vampire that wants to fuck a female human so bad that he considers making her a vampire as well? I feel like there’s potential there.

2026 has been the longest year of my life

Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;

“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."

okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."

A robot rapper named Optimus Grime

The crowd at the Phish show is surprisingly diverse! They have almost every type of white guy:

Tall
Bald
Long Island
Micky Arison
Drug
Silent Bob

Notable Absences:
Cop
Cowboy Boots
Hot Topic

What if all my insecurities kissed?

Tryptophan for my crypto fam

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Baristas are rallying at Starbucks stores across the country this weekend. Here's why As 70 rallies kick off across the country, unionized baristas say they’re fighting for fair pay and hours—just as fall coffee orders surge.

The strike authorization vote has begun!

While voting commences, union baristas are holding 70 rallies and pickets through November 1st. It's time to get serious about finalizing fair contracts, Starbucks.

New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what...

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love to live in a world where gavin newsom can text me directly on my personal phone inside my house asking me for money because of a donation I made to bernie sanders ten years ago

7. Dressed to impressed

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

That chicken was a ho

Well, well, well …

Look who made the cover of “John Wayne” magazine. Again.

Better luck next time, Gacy.

Simpsons meme: I NEED THE SHITTIEST TAKE YOU HAVE NO, THAT'S TOO SHITTY.

Is it a genocide yet? Anyone know?

Red Envelopes With Cash Are Changing Hands at Adams Campaign Rallies

The Times saw the mayor's people handing out bribes in public last month and refused to write about it till after somebody else broke a related story www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/n...