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James Hesky

@james-hesky.bsky.social

Retired mediocre comedian. Senior Vice President of Advertising for Antifa. Genetically weak shoulders.

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Jackson Heights is one of the last neighborhoods in NYC that actually lives up to the promise of what NYC is supposed to be for immigrants - it's a middle class neighborhood where the majority of residents were born outside the country. One of the most diverse neighborhoods in the whole US

04.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know who needs to hear this butt

-Me, right before a fart

04.12.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's hard when half our party is justifying bombing hospitals.

04.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..." -Every person in this photo

04.12.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most unfortunate use of "end-to-end."

04.12.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.

04.12.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5346    πŸ” 1572    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 37

I can't wait until he dies

03.12.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: β€œStrong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: β€œA clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

03.12.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15351    πŸ” 4259    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 187

CUT TO: Chuck Schumer giving Republicans whatever they want.

03.12.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope everyone even tangentially involved with ICE [Redacted]

03.12.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Fog of War" sounds like a 13% IPA that tastes like you're chewing on hay.

03.12.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Pete Hegseth stumbling out of his car after crashing into a parade*

"Sorry. I didn't see you there through the fog of war."

03.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't know we could post porn on this site.

02.12.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't know we could post porn on this site.

02.12.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump sucks, but we don't have to pretend like she's a good person.

02.12.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really gotta work hard to change the topic from defending pedophilia.

02.12.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.

My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrantsβ€” of which I am one.

02.12.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 30901    πŸ” 6360    πŸ’¬ 325    πŸ“Œ 191

*menacingly*

I hope this email finds you.

02.12.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.12.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On my way, Jeff. Lift up your shirt.

02.12.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop making Bill Kristol the good guy. I'm fucking begging you.

02.12.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There once was a girl with a geranium.
Who needed help splitting uranium.
She⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
and now she⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

01.12.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My ACL and stomach explodes the minute Josh puts the ball in my hands.

01.12.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Strong floor, no ceiling.

01.12.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You guys like my new Real Doll?

30.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This story does not need to be told more.

30.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"We have to go to war with Venezuela."

30.11.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He might be the first active president with a DNR order.

30.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing at this point they've replaced the nuclear football with a defibrillator.

30.11.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

45-47 is now the estimate for number of strokes he's had.

30.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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