ToastGhost (Snow-Wing)

Department of Grave Injustice

One of the things that gets to me is that had I been born ten years or more later? I could've easily ended up as a ChatGPT suicide. Hell, I'm glad I backed off use of any LLMs, as I've seen it corrupt friends that then yearn to "shape the future", unaware they are the ones being shaped...

I saw one episode of Hazbin Hotel and it was like if they let Invader Zim say fuck, but that also fuck is their (perceived) funniest and most important word. It just seems desperate for that amazon money, hard pass. No offense to those that like it, just definitely not for me.

Except that one dude obsessed with Quest 64, he's not normal. Chuck Tingle is also *probably* not normal. I don't think they'll ever be rude or extremist except in their love of Quest 64 and being pounded in the butt respectively.

I turned on rude and extremist posts because I'm a rude and crude pony dude AND NOTHING CHANGED! I guess all my follows are normal people. Normalish, anyway.

The kobolds in my timeline seem happy so I'm also happy. A happy kobold has an infectious kind of mood. They are also small cave-dwelling things who eat mushrooms and bugs so they probably have other things that are infectious. Good 'bolds.

Jeeze I joined 2023? There was a solid year I wasn't posting at all, but good to know I have internet credibility before I throw it all away on an "accidental" fetish reskeet.

Eh if you browse my followings you probably already know, so what if I'm a dork on the internet, so are you probably.

Look I'm happy too but I'm not reskeeting Hillary goddamn Clinton. Have some decency.

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

Damn, I wish I had 8 meters of THC, that'd be so much better than 8mg. Maybe not all at once though, I'd probably break pieces off the length and it'd last me a few months if I only smoked centimeters off it.

I'm a Virginian who voted. For the non-nazi party, obviously. I felt nice and like I had done my civic duty for a full minute, then the food insecurity woes quickly returned.

Let us hope this country can still be fixed.

Y'all had me hoping someone important to this current government had died. I'm going back to sleep.

Chasing venture paper, like what Twitter get
Sick of arguing with white dudes on the internet...

first-mate prance @bocxtop it's cool how the govt told us raising the minimum wage would make a burger be $20 and now a burger is $20. but min wage is the same

spooky twist: it was me

YouTube video by Gorillaz Gorillaz - November Has Come - Demon Days

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGc9...
Seasonal listening.

GET OUT OF HERE YOU DRACULAS, WHO INVITED YOU INTO MY HOME?!?

Nightmare Night! 👻 What a fright! 🎃
Don't you dare give up the fight! ⚔️

Marge announcing that the special is so scary that Congress won't even let them show it, and instead they suggest the 1947 classic Glen Ford movie "200 Miles to Oregon". Otherwise Willy repeatedly dying in a single episode.

"choosing to lose" is this anything?

Demand absolute transparency in any future government.

I've always thought it'd be hilarious for Solid Snake and Otacon to run into Kermit the Frog, but they then mistake him for Pepe and have a cutscene deep dive into alt-right/neo-nazi movements in America.

I hope I can inspire this one day.

I only managed to kill his psychic dream anime youth bodyguard. So far.

what would you do if there was no quest 64?

I'm going to try anyway

If I see Scolipede on my timeline two more times I am going to use my psychic powers to kill Elon Musk's robo gooner wife.

Wait my psychic powers don't work on machines. I keep forgetting that.

other people: "I should eat healthier and exercise more"
me, internally: "ZELDA, DUKE ONKLED IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE EVIL FORCES OF GANON. I'M GOING TO GAMELON TO AID HIM!"
me, externally: (sound of hooves against keyboard)

Every time you like a quote-skeet it should like EVERY quoted thing in that entire chain of skeets, then also when you quote tweet it should inform everyone on the timeline that something happened. As new bluesky CEO, I will throw fascists into oversized blenders after driving to their house, and

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House