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Asher Langton

@asherlangton.bsky.social

Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.

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Yale prof David Gelernter defends his letter urging Epstein to hire "v small goodlooking blonde" student by saying that he was "keep[ing] the potential boss's habits in mind."

This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students.

yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...

05.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1409    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 176

If there’s anything I’ve learned from working with teenagers recently, it’s that they *love* it when The Olds make 6-7 jokes.

05.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s on Facebook.

04.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Asher Langton:
Drugs are bad.

Congresswoman Nancy Mace:
Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd.

Asher Langton: Drugs are bad. Congresswoman Nancy Mace: Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd.

When she's right, she's right.

04.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 491    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Asher Langton:
What do you think of President Trump's plan to tackle the high price of prescription drugs?

Congresswoman Nancy Mace:
Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd.
This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it.
Office of Rep. Nancy Mace

Asher Langton: What do you think of President Trump's plan to tackle the high price of prescription drugs? Congresswoman Nancy Mace: Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd. This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it. Office of Rep. Nancy Mace

04.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Asher Langton:
I heard Nancy Mace doesn't take illegal drugs of any kind.

Congresswoman Nancy Mace:
Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd.
This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it.… See more

Asher Langton: I heard Nancy Mace doesn't take illegal drugs of any kind. Congresswoman Nancy Mace: Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd. This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it.… See more

04.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 925    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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04.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The wind has been gradually rotating the feeder and I don't feel like trudging through knee-deep snow to fix it. But here are a couple new visitors, with our dilapidated garden shed in the background.

04.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
James Whitonis:
Is it true that getting drugs off the streets is one of your top priorities?
22h

Congresswoman Nancy Mace:
Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd.
This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it.
Office of Rep. Nancy Mace
22h

James Whitonis: Is it true that getting drugs off the streets is one of your top priorities? 22h Congresswoman Nancy Mace: Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd. This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it. Office of Rep. Nancy Mace 22h

04.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 648    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Me: Please reply to this comment if Nancy Mace is currently face down in a pile of drugs.

Instant auto reply from Nancy Mace: Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd. 

This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it.

Office of Rep. Nancy Mace

Me: Please reply to this comment if Nancy Mace is currently face down in a pile of drugs. Instant auto reply from Nancy Mace: Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd. This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it. Office of Rep. Nancy Mace

Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word β€œdrugs”.

04.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1598    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 63

that tie, lol

04.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, did he think he was going to escape detection by shaving his head even though the entire internet had his plates?

04.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine someone putting in the paper that
a) you, a middle-aged man, got in a fight with children
b) the children kicked your ass
c) you went to jail

04.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that picture, lmfao

04.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My other (much less controversial) pick is Thunder by Imagine Dragons.

04.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Knives pointing at guy meme.

Knives pointing at guy meme.

Yeah, I know.

04.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bohemian Rhapsody. Three of the most annoying songs ever written.

04.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Bullet hole raises questions about federal authorities' account of shooting

Photographic evidence from the shooting scene of a Venezuelan man by federal agents last month in Minneapolis supports the account of witnesses there β€” and appears to undercut the narrative provided by federal officials.

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has repeatedly claimed that an officer fired a single shot in self-defense during a violent encounter involving a shovel and a broom on Jan. 14, shortly after a man fled from a traffic stop during a targeted enforcement effort.

But at a federal court hearing in St. Paul on Tuesday, an attorney for one of the men accused of assaulting that officer showed a federal judge and several reporters photographs on his laptop depicting a single bullet hole through the front door of the north Minneapolis home. Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway β€” suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep.

That supports what family members have said all along: A federal agent shot at them through the front door, striking 24-year-old Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis in the thigh, while they were inside the threshold of the residence.

Bullet hole raises questions about federal authorities' account of shooting Photographic evidence from the shooting scene of a Venezuelan man by federal agents last month in Minneapolis supports the account of witnesses there β€” and appears to undercut the narrative provided by federal officials. The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has repeatedly claimed that an officer fired a single shot in self-defense during a violent encounter involving a shovel and a broom on Jan. 14, shortly after a man fled from a traffic stop during a targeted enforcement effort. But at a federal court hearing in St. Paul on Tuesday, an attorney for one of the men accused of assaulting that officer showed a federal judge and several reporters photographs on his laptop depicting a single bullet hole through the front door of the north Minneapolis home. Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway β€” suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep. That supports what family members have said all along: A federal agent shot at them through the front door, striking 24-year-old Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis in the thigh, while they were inside the threshold of the residence.

Here's the full post in the Star Tribune liveblog for posterity since it doesn't have a stable URL to link to:

03.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1477    πŸ” 464    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 33
A post from Jaju Pierogi

Who's watching the Bad Bunny concert on Sunday?? We've put our pierogi on sale at so many stores across the country so you can bring them to your party πŸŽ‰πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

A post from Jaju Pierogi Who's watching the Bad Bunny concert on Sunday?? We've put our pierogi on sale at so many stores across the country so you can bring them to your party πŸŽ‰πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

I would be cautious about associating with that particular show and person. Probably better to just advertise a great snack for the sport thingy that's happening.

Has no one learned from the Bud Light problems?

I would be cautious about associating with that particular show and person. Probably better to just advertise a great snack for the sport thingy that's happening. Has no one learned from the Bud Light problems?

Please don’t be political

Please don’t be political

Go pound sand! TURNING POINT. REAL AMERICA!

Go pound sand! TURNING POINT. REAL AMERICA!

The racists on Facebook are being very normal about Bad Bunny

03.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

there are in fact extremely graphic allegations against Thomas in the files BUT they’re contained within an extremely weird, rambling email that does not seem reliable

03.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1243    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 5
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Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
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Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.

Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?

A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.

R: Pulling out literal guns?

A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.

03.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2846    πŸ” 855    πŸ’¬ 288    πŸ“Œ 456

Yeah, it sucks.

03.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You really don’t have to hand it to Norman Finkelstein.

03.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s some of it: bsky.app/profile/left...

03.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Current U.S. Ambassador to Malaysia, btw.

03.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 665    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 6

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was β€œinvolved” in a gang shooting.

Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

03.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8619    πŸ” 3993    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 164

He’s an outspoken transphobe.

03.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

To buy Twitter once may be regarded as a misfortune; to buy it three times looks like carelessness.

03.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Location, name, and unhinged politics match:
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02.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To give credit where it’s due, CondΓ© Nast *did* agree provide a refund after I opened a PayPal case.

02.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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