Sam Schreiber

"Quiet, Piggy."

As much as we already know what he thinks of women, it's still shocking he would say this. For that to happen, it needs--

An internal voice that denigrates women.

Dementia, short circuiting the control not to say the words aloud.

He hates women and he has dementia.

#quietpiggy

Tariffs aren't taxes! Although we're lowering a number of them to make food less expensive.

Now you may ask, "If tariffs aren't taxes, then how would lowering them lower the cost of food?"

To that I answ- oh, look at the time. Gotta go.

Epstein wrote to Ghislaine Maxwell on April 2, 2011: “I want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.. [Victim] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned. Police chief. etc. im 75 % there.”

The dog is barking now.

Trump praising the reopening agreement says everything you need to know. Dems got nothing. Capitulated for no reason.

With extrajudicial killings, Trump is walking the path of Rodrigo Duterte, former president of the Philippines, whose death squads murdered thousands and who bragged about doing the deed himself.

Duterte is currently awaiting trial by the ICC.

Our president deserves the same.

On the other hand, Trump did win the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, so he's got that going for him.

Dave Chappelle knows free speech!

"I never felt more free to speak my mind than here at the comedy show in Saudi Arabia.

"And in return I got these 8.8 lbs of $100s (a cool $400k), complete with instruction about how remove all the traces of blood.

"Peace and love, bitchez."

With all the gold dripping around now at the White House, it's like a shower of gold.

A golden shower, you might say.

Congratulations to Moldova for re-electing its pro-EU government and resisting an extensive Russian influence and propaganda operation.

That makes one of us.

Ryan, are we an effective team?

Brian Kilmeade at Fox News sincerely apologizes for calling for all homeless to die by involuntary lethal injection.

"Sheesh, I didn't mean all of them. Just some of them." <Looks offscreen> "We good? Okay. Moving on."

A modest proposal from Brian Kilmeade at Fox News, suggesting to kill off the nation's homeless people.

No point in helping the poor and troubled - the rich need that money. For the homeless, it's killin' time!

I'd mention another historical movement that did this, but you already know who it is.

In Brazil, Bolsonaro has been convicted for attempting a coup and gets 27 years, including a ban from political office (and it's ridiculous that this note has to be added, but it does).

This is how it's done.

Cool.

I wasn't sure the Sailor's confusion plays. The Captain is giving him a direct order. Maybe also: "Alfonso is taking too long!" ?

I love the economy of words, but the description of Prisoner could be more atmospheric, and the attack can be used to set tone. It felt rushed.

Good luck!

"He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down," Speaker Mike Johnson said while discussing Donald Trump and the Epstein case.

Holy shit. They're going there. This is the excuse they're running with to explain why Trump is ALL THE HELL OVER THE EPSTEIN FILES.

#Trump

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The Importance of Being Gary

Followed. You are very stylish and have good hair.

For decades, Republicans in Washington have told us that tax cuts would trickle down to workers.

Instead, wealth and power have accumulated in the hands of the richest 1% at the expense of the rest of us.

Trickle-down economics was never supposed to work.

It was a hoax.

Sen Joni "We all are going to die" Earnst (R-IA) will not seek reelection.

On the gravestone: Tried to spin cutting billions from Medicaid as "protecting those who need help most". Bullshit.

Good riddance to bad trash.

Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell: “I have spent the last 17 years in my own prison for what she, Jeffrey, and all the co-conspirators did to me. I was raped three times a day. Ghislaine must die in prison.”

It’s very conspicuous rewatching this that Trump is desperately trying to hide the back of his right hand from the camera

The FULL Epstein files. Not what was just released. The FULL files. Now.

I feel seen.

Ukraine war not ended on day 1.
Gaza war not ended on day 1.
Prices not going down.
Etc.

He just said whatever he thought would get him elected, and now that he's in, he'll be incredibly hard to get out.

Texas approved the map to gerrymander another 5 seats for Republicans in a clear violation of Equal Protection. Voters are having their votes legally stolen and the Supreme Court won't fix it.

Democrats cannot lie down. Fight fire with fire, or FADE OUT, THE END.

Trump: Where's Stubb? President of Finland, good guy, good golfer. We played several times.

Stubb: I am sitting here, directly across the table from you.

Trump: Oh! Huh, I must be getting senile.

Disappointing that Dominion settled the suit with Newsmax instead of going to trial. $67 million isn't going to change the finances of the company one bit. Going to trial and clearing their name would have been far better for voting machines and democracy.

Trump is headed to Russia to talk to Putin! By which he means Alaska.

Senility. That's what it is. We have a senile megalomanic running the country.

Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office.