@danziger.bsky.social
OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human
18.02.2026 23:43 β π 390 π 147 π¬ 1 π 17βPaulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.β
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A classic of my favorite online genre:
Everyone here thinks Iβm an idiot, which proves that Iβm a genius.
Going after the Pope on Ash Wednesday is so unhinged
18.02.2026 23:27 β π 547 π 128 π¬ 23 π 5It rocks that this dude blocked me.
His idea of genuine engagement isβ¦learning from Twitter.
And itβs going great!
Either that or a special MJM edition of Clue.
The cardinal, in the cafΓ©, with the grout.
Yes. You may say youβre assembling your coterie for brunch purposes only, but Iβm pretty sure youβre planning a heist.
18.02.2026 20:15 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0MJMβs Eleven is going to *cook*
18.02.2026 20:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You like it there, and you enjoy having your priors confirmed. Cool cool cool.
Say hi to the bots.
(Maybe it's a Nazi bar, but the wings are AMAZING)
This is a joke, right?
You're joking?
Good one.
Olympic highlight in this house.
18.02.2026 17:36 β π 5296 π 1037 π¬ 31 π 41Join us tomorrow, when Dan βn Kash unlock Grape Nuts
18.02.2026 18:18 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They didnβt have feet for hands, though
18.02.2026 18:15 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0r/tulips
18.02.2026 18:14 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Brutal semicolon
18.02.2026 02:03 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0A yellow star, you say?
17.02.2026 22:09 β π 1025 π 211 π¬ 48 π 7
One of my all-time favorite Chronicle moments: When I walked out the elevator into our third floor lobby at 901 Mission & saw this.
Jackson & Carol Channing were in the newsroom for separate things. She asked if he was the editor π
Leah Garchik wrote about it β¬οΈ
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
Some men see things as they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask, Why not do something incredibly fucking stupid with Kid Rock
18.02.2026 00:07 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First as tragedy, then as farce.
18.02.2026 00:02 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0
Alfred E. Neuman
17.02.2026 17:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We play all the hits!
After the break: Comet Pizza!
Pretty sure this also a story point in the first season of Breaking Bad
17.02.2026 02:39 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
This is how you live a life
17.02.2026 02:32 β π 4235 π 1004 π¬ 25 π 32I was initially not the biggest fan of Spanberger but it turns out she has the heart of a world class hater and that is 100% the kind of energy we need right now
17.02.2026 02:13 β π 3684 π 516 π¬ 33 π 12IT'S A FALSE HERRING
17.02.2026 00:26 β π 1153 π 87 π¬ 147 π 13I SAW GOODY ROTHMAN SEND AN EMAIL TO EPSTEIN ISLAND
17.02.2026 00:23 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought he talked about it like a fox hunt, which involves actual foxes? But let us not spend too much time parsing this man.
16.02.2026 23:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0when u 100% understand what βmoral panicβ means
16.02.2026 22:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
