A-damned Goul Lord 🧟🏈👻🎃

Please let me know if you have any inane questions I already answered in a previous email.

Supreme Court Could Gut Abortion, LGBTQ Protections With These 3 Cases—Analysis SCOTUS will hear three cases on anti-abortion centers and LGBTQ+ rights—all from the Alliance Defending Freedom.

The Supreme Court is back and -- I regret to inform you-- already on their nonsense. Here's a preview of a trifecta of Alliance Defending Freedom cases on the docket so far this term

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We could even mix the two and make cookies.

Oh my

Rapture 2025 II: The Quickening

This is fantastic.

Bringing a Survey to a Gun Fight “Pollingism” Has Failed Democrats and Voters. Here’s Why, and What to Do Instead.

This is a long, thoughtful, and brilliant post about how to understand political campaigning & strategy from one of the progressive left's most brilliant thinkers and practitioners @anatosaurus.bsky.social. Read it and listen to her: Bringing a Survey to a Gun Fight open.substack.com/pub/michaelp...

That's kinda scary.

I wonder how all those "yeah, but he'll be great for the economy" folks are doing right now.

Because I don't know about y'all, but my personal consumer confidence index is lower than a gopher's basement.

In Russia, wildlife studies you.

A smiling fox painting tucked into an alley in Boulder, CO

Here's a beautiful piece of fox street art to brighten your morning.

*faints*

I honestly have no idea what this is but I'm sure it's a sin.

Um

What is this cookie cake you speak of?

*waves like a pageant queen in a parade*

The Godfather

Also part of writing fantasy.

With the vibes speech on the back.

The tshirts alone would fund your campaign. Hell, I'll order one now.

Romeo: uhhhhh... I'M GONNA KILL

Amen

Dido voice:

I will go down with this ship. And I won't put my hands up and surrender.

Nooooooooo. No no no. NO.

Each fantasy novel is its own special snowflake that needs only what it specifically needs to tell its own story.

Sometimes, this country really cuts the mustard.

Therapist: It's okay. South Park JD Vance is not following you.

Me: *glances, sweet beading on my brow, down at my own forearm.*

Someday, my kids will hear "Then I Got High" on an oldies holotube or whateverthefuck and they'll be like, "Wait, that's that song dad always sang. But the lyrics are different!"

Afroman voice:

I was gonna clean the shower
But then I drank wine

I was gonna mow the lawn
But then I drank wine

I'm hiding from my kids
And I know why

Because I drank wine
Because I drank wine
Because I drank wine

I think I figured out how to make everything better.

I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Holy fucking shit grocery prices.