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Ali Gray

@graybot.bsky.social

Formerly of The Shiznit, author of How To Be a Dad: The Selfish Man's Guide to Adequate Parenting, writer of words, eater of crisps, oval-shaped layabout, hello

262 Followers  |  316 Following  |  131 Posts  |  Joined: 07.01.2025  |  1.9765

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real fuckin sexy just like you asked

11.11.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mock the Weak

20.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hugh Dennis making wry observations about Brexit while Dara Γ“ Briain pelts him with tennis ball projectiles from atop a padded fortress

20.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do you werk that pussy

16.10.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall and says `` high five '' . ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall and says `` high five '' .

The culprit

04.10.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Love this for you"

19.09.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when you really need to warn someone about a monorail

15.08.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, I shouldn't have stopped for that Hauer-cut

16.08.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ROURKE
BAUTISTA
BERNTHAL

07.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bardem
Farrell
Schwimmer

07.08.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

might do a collab with John Lydon's butter, see what happens

29.07.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A rainbow coloured jar of Marmite with the label 'Elton John Limited Edition'

A rainbow coloured jar of Marmite with the label 'Elton John Limited Edition'

okay sure why not

29.07.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We can learn so much from history youtu.be/o589CAu73UM?...

24.07.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hold them and then store them at home. And when you question why, they look at you like you're insane

21.07.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely get to fuck with this shit

06.07.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Every angle of Jota's cool finish in front of the Kop | Liverpool vs Arsenal
YouTube video by Liverpool FC Every angle of Jota's cool finish in front of the Kop | Liverpool vs Arsenal

Jota was always the calmest head at Anfield. Utterly unflappable. I'll always remember him cutting through that Arsenal defence a few years back, sending Ben White and Ramsdale to the shops with the merest dropped shoulder. Unfathomable and heartbreaking he's gone. #YNWA youtu.be/OAmdu3Ubr2c?...

03.07.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A painting of Nate Dogg, regulating guests at reception

A painting of Nate Dogg, regulating guests at reception

just checked into my hotel in Amsterdam and they have a painting of Nate Dogg behind reception

24.06.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grobbelness

20.06.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's Grobbelaar, surely?

20.06.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I simply must have the wet fruit sweets

19.06.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sold Maxim Reality from the Prodigy an RC car when I worked at Toys 'R Us. His credit card said 'MR MAXIM REALITY'.

13.06.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I came to Sly & The Family Stone late, but I'm so glad I finally found the funk. RIP Sly. The recent Questlove doc, Sly Lives! (The Burden of Black Genius), is on Disney+ and is well worth a watch.

09.06.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fallout up there with the best action films of the 21st century for me, pretty flawless throughout

08.06.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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new amazing action movie character name just dropped

06.06.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I eat a planet a week, so

04.06.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[The giant face of Galactus the planet eater looms over the horizon as he prepares to extinguish humanity and devour another universe]

Me: FINCHHYYYYY

04.06.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hands up if you instinctively checked it for swastikas

03.06.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ewa it's so insane I'm delirious. I tried to explain it to a colleague yesterday and sounded like a lunatic. S2 is incredibly profound and equally funny (there's a scene in S2, you'll know it when you see it, that is the funniest thing I've ever seen). It's so utterly unique and wonderful!

03.06.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Argh I'm so desperate to see this, did you see it in the US? As usual, Google's AI overview is not only wrong but actively unhelpful

03.06.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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