real fuckin sexy just like you asked
11.11.2025 10:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@graybot.bsky.social
Formerly of The Shiznit, author of How To Be a Dad: The Selfish Man's Guide to Adequate Parenting, writer of words, eater of crisps, oval-shaped layabout, hello
real fuckin sexy just like you asked
11.11.2025 10:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mock the Weak
20.10.2025 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hugh Dennis making wry observations about Brexit while Dara Γ Briain pelts him with tennis ball projectiles from atop a padded fortress
20.10.2025 17:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0do you werk that pussy
16.10.2025 08:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Love this for you"
19.09.2025 21:58 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when you really need to warn someone about a monorail
15.08.2025 22:51 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Sorry, I shouldn't have stopped for that Hauer-cut
16.08.2025 12:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ROURKE
BAUTISTA
BERNTHAL
Bardem
Farrell
Schwimmer
might do a collab with John Lydon's butter, see what happens
29.07.2025 09:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A rainbow coloured jar of Marmite with the label 'Elton John Limited Edition'
okay sure why not
29.07.2025 09:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We can learn so much from history youtu.be/o589CAu73UM?...
24.07.2025 22:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hold them and then store them at home. And when you question why, they look at you like you're insane
21.07.2025 16:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely get to fuck with this shit
06.07.2025 20:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jota was always the calmest head at Anfield. Utterly unflappable. I'll always remember him cutting through that Arsenal defence a few years back, sending Ben White and Ramsdale to the shops with the merest dropped shoulder. Unfathomable and heartbreaking he's gone. #YNWA youtu.be/OAmdu3Ubr2c?...
03.07.2025 15:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A painting of Nate Dogg, regulating guests at reception
just checked into my hotel in Amsterdam and they have a painting of Nate Dogg behind reception
24.06.2025 18:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grobbelness
20.06.2025 18:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's Grobbelaar, surely?
20.06.2025 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I simply must have the wet fruit sweets
19.06.2025 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I sold Maxim Reality from the Prodigy an RC car when I worked at Toys 'R Us. His credit card said 'MR MAXIM REALITY'.
13.06.2025 09:35 β π 55 π 10 π¬ 1 π 1I came to Sly & The Family Stone late, but I'm so glad I finally found the funk. RIP Sly. The recent Questlove doc, Sly Lives! (The Burden of Black Genius), is on Disney+ and is well worth a watch.
09.06.2025 20:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fallout up there with the best action films of the 21st century for me, pretty flawless throughout
08.06.2025 19:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0new amazing action movie character name just dropped
06.06.2025 11:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I eat a planet a week, so
04.06.2025 21:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[The giant face of Galactus the planet eater looms over the horizon as he prepares to extinguish humanity and devour another universe]
Me: FINCHHYYYYY
Hands up if you instinctively checked it for swastikas
03.06.2025 19:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ewa it's so insane I'm delirious. I tried to explain it to a colleague yesterday and sounded like a lunatic. S2 is incredibly profound and equally funny (there's a scene in S2, you'll know it when you see it, that is the funniest thing I've ever seen). It's so utterly unique and wonderful!
03.06.2025 17:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Argh I'm so desperate to see this, did you see it in the US? As usual, Google's AI overview is not only wrong but actively unhelpful
03.06.2025 16:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0