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Pro tip: Drink the wine to save the alcohol and just add more olive oil to the pasta, or whatever.

You sure you're not Southern Baptist?

There are no peace talks. Trump's henchmen are trying to coerce Ukraine into surrendering to Russia.

I'd like to see some jailbreaked F-35s with anti-ICE apps installed on them.

I'll take that bet. SLS has already proven it has the right stuff by successfully completing the Artemis 1 mission. Artemis 2 will succeed in March.

I report the NYT for spamming their stupid games all the time.

Trump has been murdering random people on boats for fun. Such violent psychopathy will never reduce the availability of drugs. Interdiction has been a failure for decades.

"Women are voting for the wrong candidates and policies, so we must make it more difficult for women to vote."
--Republicans

Republicans attack science every chance they get because science and facts stand in stark opposition to conservative policy. The Republican attack on vaccines is one recent example among thousands.

Looks like Tim Apple didn't kiss enough orange ass.

I keep saying right wing disinformation and conspiracy theories are free, but factual information is all locked up behind paywalls. It's a problem.

Because the dumbass voters in America decided to put criminals in charge of the federal government.

Conservatism is an ideology dedicated to the zealous pursuit of the worst possible policy outcomes.

Republicans are a problem for the entire world.

Well, if people had listened to me we never would have been in these dire circumstances.

I'd just like to say again that putting the stupid people in charge of everything was a really, really bad idea.

It's a crater. Nothing left but debris. Trump is doing the same thing to our country.

I'll bet there are conservatives that consume leaded gasoline poured over paint chips for breakfast daily.

I'm at the point now where I would support doing away with copyrights entirely and I don't care about the consequences one bit.

"I'm not a member of an organized political party, I'm a Democrat."

Republicans are a greater threat to U.S. national security than Russia, Iran, North Korea or China.

Bipartisan is a four letter word. It shouldn't be spoken in polite company.

Stop giving Republicans money to brutalize and kill people!

The Republican Party is founded on bigotry. It is the single policy they hold dear.

Best I can do is a dick pic.

I don't care if the AI bubble pops and takes down half the economy with it as long as RAM and GPU prices go back to normal.

Laws are just for us peasants.
#Originalism

My political message is that Republicans can eat a bag of rotten dicks. The only way they could ever make a positive contribution to society would be as pet food.

"And when did Rage Against the Machine get so political??"
--dumbasses