A wand of countless wonders.
Wield it responsibly, young one.
@crayonwizard.bsky.social
I do not exist. You are hallucinating.
A wand of countless wonders.
Wield it responsibly, young one.
human hornet :3
15.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0We do, but the nature of death does slowly shift.
05.12.2025 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A colleague of mine wished to be seen but unnamed. Photographed with a device that I am not familiar with.
05.12.2025 04:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have acquired the elixir of which the red maiden spoke.
01.12.2025 23:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will never be broke again.
29.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your rest will be sweeter. You will know you have earned it. You will know your strength.
25.11.2025 10:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love grilling.
20.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's not over until you are dead. You can still make it. Whatever "it" is.
So just don't die in your 30s and you'll probably be fine.
You can do it.
d i v i n e
17.11.2025 08:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Before the image loaded u thought you were drawing Destiny fanart. My mind is too soaked in that game I expected Eris Morn. Someone help.
16.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0None of us are perfect. Thus none of us are crab.
14.11.2025 12:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Terrain generated with perlin noise:
11.11.2025 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taking out the Stabacus to do some long division. Gonna be counting bodies later. Those fuckers' days are numbered. Subtract six billion demons.
09.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait is that 6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe?! Hell yeah.
09.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cats have no brain or bones. Cats have fur for soft, claws and teeth for crime, face for kisses, and stomach for soup. Cats are liquid and are sometimes cat shaped. That is a complete anatomical description of a cat. The perfect being.
09.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We know.
09.11.2025 12:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is he planning something? Scheming? Formulating a weevil plan?
08.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He demands a sacrifice.
08.11.2025 13:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i L O V E being a titan
05.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feels like Thundercrash but small. I enjoy.
05.11.2025 11:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bog.
bog is sufficient.
thus we remain.
Gen ai is going to actually damage humanity's ability to use our brains if we let it.
03.11.2025 12:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Magnificent man.
03.11.2025 11:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have traveled to the Lands Down Under and aquired a recipe.
dnos umop ap!sdn
A strike so powerful it splits the foe before it's even stricken!
02.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh magnificent
02.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trick (splits your fucking sun in half)
or
Treat (hive worm larva in you) !