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@crayonwizard.bsky.social

I do not exist. You are hallucinating.

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Latest posts by crayonwizard.bsky.social on Bluesky

Fear not Rupert. Your killer is dead. Twice.

07.08.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If I see him, I'll just shoot him.
...
Wait...
I SEE YOU, YOU BASTARD!

07.08.2025 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have not smoked anything today, why do I see you?

07.08.2025 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His killer is dead too.

07.08.2025 16:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hay artists, quote with your woman art.

06.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Old Magic
YouTube video by Bettina Levy Old Magic

Words as true as these are an unfortunately rare thing.

youtu.be/qfR7O3E2ybE?...

05.08.2025 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This artificer must be stopped! She's far too powerful!

04.08.2025 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They will be.

04.08.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Darn it. I'll wait for it to destabilize again.
Stable ones don't leak any j u i c e .

04.08.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is lovely.

04.08.2025 15:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*crashes through wall, riding a vacuum cleaner*

04.08.2025 13:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
04.08.2025 12:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Extremely inconsiderate and irresponsible behavior. Vile.

04.08.2025 12:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nope. He's dead. I ate and digested him long ago. Can't form a clear image from his remains.

04.08.2025 12:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What do my eyes see?

04.08.2025 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you have one? May I visit?

04.08.2025 12:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Greetings. Would you like to be friends? I may or may not use your bones as potion ingredients.

02.08.2025 08:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Screw it. Hand me that phone!

01.08.2025 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Make your t an s, sever all the that comes after and the answer shall reveal itself.

01.08.2025 17:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I am developing a seal.

01.08.2025 05:43 — 👍 43    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

I would consider that an acceptable vessel.

31.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now I am become Unemployment, undoer of work.

31.07.2025 19:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I welcome them. They seem fun!

30.07.2025 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Train!

30.07.2025 16:50 — 👍 346    🔁 74    💬 3    📌 2

Gender = Annihilated

30.07.2025 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carpet?

30.07.2025 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indeed.

30.07.2025 13:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes you will. And so will I. We all will.

30.07.2025 12:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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