Karl Parakenings

it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

It took seven hours, but a streamer grape-pressed almost every NPC in Hitman's Winery level at once. https://bit.ly/3Oe6AVx

I like to pick 'em off from a distance. I'll take the rifle.

oh my god??

credit: @patrickkyle.bsky.social

I'VE GOT CLOCK ROT...
THERE'S NO CURE.

Look at this beautiful thing — made with ink!

Weird dreams. Very weird.

Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.

Can confirm, am dumb

why is game dev feedback always kinda like this

a protestor holding up a smartphone with a cop’s arm around his shoulder. text reads PICS OF FACES GO TO DATABASES! CAREFUL WHAT YOU POST!

found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!

If you take a job that's too hard for you, don't kill yourself. Wait until you're bigger and stronger, then try again.

I see a fair number of writers make pronouncements based basically on how they feel about their career that week, whether it's going well or in the tank. There's nothing strategic or necessarily accurate about such expressions and they don't much help beginning writers parse info from bullshit.

Notepad++ users take note: It's time to check if you're hacked Suspected China-state hackers used update infrastructure to deliver backdoored version.

In case you missed yesterday, Notepad++ auto-update mechanism was hacked and was delivering backdoored versions for a couple months. Tons of devs use this, uninstall completely what you have, search for the sus files mentioned in article and only download from official site

remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun

standing in the kitchen at 3 am, tasting various things in the hopes of one of them making me sleepy

Ancillary justice slaps!

gmad is really good at all this stuff. higher fidelity stuff than this too. have a look at the website

another one

MINMO - silent hill 3

GODLLA - Illbleed

Restaurante - The Crew 2

Chao In Space - Sonic Adventure DX

We will never get another AAA MINMO or GODLLA: Size Is Problem because this type of work is first on the chopping block in the genAI era. Was checking about RE9, and found an interview with Capcom about using it to concept background/environmental objects. This is my favorite shit so it's tragic

scūwa. m.n. the shadow thrown by an object; shade, darkness; shadow, protection; shadow as opposed to substance.

Opening up 3D commissions again. If you need a low poly model or animations, DM me! $200 per model, varying with complexity. #3dart #lowpoly

i have to emphasize: these guys are really not very smart. they just know when they can materially benefit from a situation or not, because that's the world they live in. to credit them as having machiavellian plans ignores the massive complicity and infrastructure in place that let them do it.

productivity win

The stitch one was still pretty close! It was mostly a cosmetic retooling. The original was THRILLING tho. There's a couple videos of the experience floating around on youtube.