Alex

For years, British politicians have been using the dual-loyalty canard to conflate the interests of British Jews with those of the government of Israel. I didn't think you could also do that with a football team.

I'm surprised "have you tried going for a walk while you're on this years-long waiting list?" works that well.

Bus collides with parked cars and causes traffic chaos Emergency services asked the public to avoid the area

Nuissance obstacles in road delay innocent bus passengers.

BBC headline: 'Freak of nature' rat invades Wales' qualifier Photo of a rat mid-jump

It could hover.

Gareth from out of Los Campesinos, singing while holding his head.

Kim from out of Los Campesinos singing and playing the keys.

Gareth again, singing very emotively.

All of Los Campesinos huddled around the drums for the start of You! Me! Dancing!

I got to see @loscampesinos.bsky.social for the fourth time last night and in their platonic ideal venue, the Cardiff Students Union. Best they've ever been.

Bobbie Gillespie from out of Primal Scream wearing a white suit with a loud red shirt.

Kazuma Kiryu's let himself go.

I especially shouldn't care since it gets its data by querying my individual email account for .csv files so it can't work at all without me logging in.

I wrote a formula in PowerBI today that I know will break in the year 3000 and that's annoying me far more (a little) than it should be (not at all).

They should make game devs retire by 40 and talk about it professionally afterwards like they do with players. Peter Molyneux's reputation would've been saved.

Reminder that the entire modern anti-vax movement was created by a guy who first licensed all the separate components of a singular breakup of MMR vaccines and then fabricated a study saying the MMR vaccines caused autism.

This is Andrew Wakefield's dream fully come true.

Llechen the beautiful black-and-white tabby cat sitting next to a pasta maker. Her eyes are wide and her noe is pink and she's looking up and to her left.

She has no clue how that thing works.

Gonna start calling fans of English football teams pig shaggers and see if it catches on in the stands.

I feel like I'm going crazy because I thought Peter Mandelson was appointed precisely because he was a corrupt sycophant who loves paedophiles. Keir Starmer wanted someone who could have a good relationship with Trump and he had the perfect guy for that.

There is no acceptable political violence, with the following exceptions:

I don't really know who Charlie Kirk was and any British person who did before yesterday is highly sus.

America's going to learn nothing from the English Civil War and end up with Don Jr as the president in a few years.

Black and white photo. A woman mudlarking on the south bank of the Thames in the foreground, a barge on the river in the midground, and the skyline of the City in the background form strata of London over the eras. Or it's a creepshot of someone walking along the riverbank --subjective, innit? Sony A7ii Samyang AF 75mm f1.8 1/500 sec f/5.6 ISO100

One more from London at the start of the summer.

I actually had to quickly delete that reply and rewrite because I accidentally gave the correct information when trying to bullshit the wrong information. LLMs are better at some things, I guess.

Okay, Mr Prime Minister. Did you know the Cross of St Patrick is offset slightly in a clockwise direction. You can tell it's orientated correctly when the red X is lower in the top-right corner than on the left. Don't get it wrong, Sir!

Sure, let's get into some vexillology! Here's a short quote about flags for your interview:

"I'm very encouraging of flags. I think they're patriotic and a great symbol of our nation."

Would you like to hear more about flags?

He's doing his best to make the Donald Trump thing real.

"It's not racist!"
- The English, unprompted

Screenshot from The Simpsons s10e2, "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" Marge correcting Homer when he understates his age, except I've changed the subtitle to my age (I think) of 36.

I was primed for this phenomenon by the Simpsons.

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Does this mean a bunch of European flags are also protected as religious symbols, since they have crosses on them?

Congrats on your new giant house, though.

'Silent man' who has spent a decade repeatedly blocking traffic does it again Once arrested for obstructing the highway David Hampson refuses to speak to police officers, lawyers, doctors, court staff, judges, and probation staff. Juries have found he is "mute of malice" not "m...

Dudes rock. www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n...

Really fucking annoying that Labour has decided the answer to Deliveroo's fleet of illegal motorbikes is to round up foreigners.

I really want that jacket, though. I know Acronym makes it but I think I've got more of a chance of being able to afford it in the post apocalypse.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.