@pjoli.bsky.social
Internet Culture, Sports, and Sarcasm...all my thing. Views are my own, just so we're clear. Agency vet.
Congratulations from Ohio, Mr. Mayor! Be the light that we desperately need to spread through this hellscape
05.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Respect to Sliwa. If he took that $10M buyout to drop out, this would have been a dead heat
05.11.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
09.10.2025 03:08 — 👍 1571 🔁 386 💬 23 📌 102
Morning's off to a great start
30.09.2025 13:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I consider myself a big sports fan and will watch literally anything if it's the peak of its competition. All that said, I'm in my 40s and can confidently say I've never watched a single second of the Ryder Cup in my whole life.
28.09.2025 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Lions are just ABUSING the interior defensive line of the Ravens
23.09.2025 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An 18-play, 10:48 drive.
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It's late and it's been a long day. I'll give them a pass.
21.09.2025 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective
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Charlie Kirk
10.09.2025 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Naomi is fucking cooking right now
#USOpen
26.08.2025 21:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We're so close.
26.08.2025 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Suffering through the final minutes of preseason MNF purely to catch @richeisenshow.bsky.social host Sportscenter for the first time since I was in high school
19.08.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Matt Damon is coming off as kind of a moron on Millionaire right now
24.07.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People always lament when the last time they pick their kid up is gonna be, but I'm just looking forward to the last time I have to clear a "[daughter's name] went pee on the potty" daycare phone notification.
22.07.2025 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The most serious "thank you" to John, the staff of the show and the SeaWolves. Everything was top-notch and John had to be *exhausted* at the end of the night. That man was running ragged all day long for bits/interviews/meet and greet and couldn't have been more delightful for every second of it.
20.07.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got my 59Fifty today and ready for a mammoth load of nonsense at the park
19.07.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It doesn't help you now, but the trick is to double-bag it. Put the tip into the first bag, then your icing into a second bag.
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Crazy to think every one of them is getting paid to do this 😏 /s
14.06.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haliburton QUICKLY becoming that dude
06.06.2025 03:05 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My parents came up to visit for the holiday weekend and my Mom's gallbladder decided it was the perfect time to get itself removed.
26.05.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit"
24.05.2025 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Knicks had a 99.7 win percentage when they led by 14 points with 2:51 left in fourth quarter of ECF Game 1 overtime loss to Pacers.
22.05.2025 03:15 — 👍 42 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 6I understand OKC is a good team, but I just don't understand how a championship-winning team can show up full strength and get dog-walked by 40+ in a Game 7
18.05.2025 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still can't quite wrap my head around how #Andor got the line "He tried to rape me" into the Star Wars universe
18.05.2025 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe someone should have #LetEmKnow there was a game scheduled for tonight
12.05.2025 02:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
08.05.2025 17:20 — 👍 7980 🔁 1300 💬 139 📌 52Chicago Pope
Coming this fall on NBC
