NorseForse

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows babies are Rastafarians.

Yes.👊
Different from fibrocystic breasts but in the same boob ballpark… if you have dense-to-very-dense breast tissue, an ultrasound *in addition to* a mammogram is warranted. Especially if there’s a family history of Breast Cancer. Getting insurance to cover it… that’s a different matter.😑

Can confirm. Tho it wasn’t yet called “wellness” when they scammed mom into an early grave at 57. It was “alternative medicine” with help from the “you just need more faith” fucks. Dxd w/ VISIBLE stage 4 Breast Cancer in May ‘96. Dead by July. Her “alternative doctor” wisely skipped the funeral.

Yes. I believe so.😑

🤦‍♀️

Now streaming on Sexflix.🍆

This is why I love you.💕

@damien-pine.bsky.social Just read the article “James Webb telescope unveils largest-ever map of the universe, spanning over 13 billion years” written by you in Live Science. Fascinating! But your BIO… that brought me here for an instant follow.🤭🐈👊

In other words, the assassin was white.

ME ME ME ME!
Bubbles reporting for duty.🫧🫧🫧

You know how to sweet talk me, you devil.

The problem is… it’s hard to say which is worse: a follow by a fake Elon Musk bot? Or an actual Elon Musk? (*shudder*)

Or locked in.🤭

☠️

It’s the honorable thing to do. 🫡

And a cat!😂

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👏👏👏

“Sweating like a Chesebro…” beats the old “whore in church” standard any day of the week. Having attended church myself once or twice, it’s also more accurate.

YASSS. I’ve never heard anyone else say this OUT LOUD.😮
Excellent description of how I start every morning.

Long ago in a faraway land I posted “I need an oil-change-tune-up-fluid-replacement-new-brake-pads-mani-pedi-hairdo-paint-job kind of day.”

Still waiting.😑

Excellent advice. I chose this option more than a decade ago with not one but two “close” family members. Funny thing is… I don’t miss them. Still.

Family is important. Yes. Enduring repeated abuse however is not a requirement of being related.

Spot. On.👊

Now THAT is love.🤤
And now I love YOU… from the bottom of my shroom lovin’ heart.🍄‍🟫❤️🍄‍🟫
Many thanks!

All the *important* people are here. Whew!😅☺️

@octopuscaveman.bsky.social YAYYYY!!! I found you HERE!!
The name is diff but the pic should jog your memory. Hopefully.😉
Great to see you!🥰

“Betwatting.” 💀🫡

This needs a trophy, blue ribbon, AND a gold medal.🥇

Blessed be.🙏

A little late but… *nods.*
(With glee.)

I bet if I dug through the Far Side’s (massive) archives a bit more, I could find the reverse. Gary Larson’s “shrink-themed” cartoons—with or without animals—are aplenty.😁

That’s mind-blowing, and just plain incredibly fucking cool!🤯

That mental picture may be a sign you’re suffering from a case of Far Side. It’s verrry contagious and never fully goes away.