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Urologists hate this one weird trick (quite rightly)

18.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caught on VIDEOVIGILADA

18.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You bring the Illuminati closer to regaining power. Examine what you are doing.

13.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
COLD

COLD

COLD

08.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

Sure he's a nice guy but he doesn't have any authority here.

03.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

23.01.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 37447    πŸ” 10923    πŸ’¬ 810    πŸ“Œ 976

Wait it's been a minute, why does FF9 Cid get turned into an oglop by his wife?

22.01.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every 6 months you go without threatening an elected official you get an APC for being good boys and girls πŸŽ‰

21.01.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right, what is local law enforcement doing right now that makes you want to reward them?

21.01.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is my birthday and all I’m asking for is for you to support and/or talk about your favorite Ranged Touch show or project!

Patreon.com/rangedtouch

20.01.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 58

On the exceedingly rare chance this is true: hitting someone with your car is not a crime that requires a death sentence

14.01.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are a small group of neighbors in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis, and we have created this fund to administer individual support to meet the urgent needs of families in crisis in our neighborhood. Please give/share if you can! tinyurl.com/helpinglongfellow

12.01.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
I Am An AI Hater I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

27.08.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4982    πŸ” 1772    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 487

I honestly don’t know if this is 1:1 applicable, but I think it’s relevant that the Luddites didn’t β€œsmash the machines” because they were being replaced, or they feared the machines.

They did it because the machines let the companies make WAY more money, yet the Luddites’ wages weren’t increasing.

18.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

27.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4821    πŸ” 998    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

For those who observe

22.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stunting on my haters in the old Macho Stinker

23.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses β€” which are educated, by the way β€” are worlds better than yours

27.05.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 912    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

shelved by genre is a good podcast

21.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

C++ is for little worms

18.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3684    πŸ” 317    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 46

i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today

18.11.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2380    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 21

Year of the Ring, babyyyyy

time to talk about these books that have deeply shaped all of fantasy fiction, and which a bunch of reactionary techboys actively and eagerly misunderstand

07.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 493    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 3

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

05.11.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9780    πŸ” 1714    πŸ’¬ 370    πŸ“Œ 96

They're calling him Good Guy Graham

21.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No longer getting the Friends and Family rate πŸ˜”

15.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I firmly believe that Digimon could have stopped 9/11 but I hesitate to say the same thing about most PokΓ©mon.

14.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 17

Very well. Here you are.

07.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him

28.09.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 856    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
Panel from DOROHEDORO by Q Hayashida. Kaiman, a lizard man wearing a gas mask, walks into greasy spoon The Hungry Bug muttering "A bunch of gyozas and roast pork will surely help me."

Panel from DOROHEDORO by Q Hayashida. Kaiman, a lizard man wearing a gas mask, walks into greasy spoon The Hungry Bug muttering "A bunch of gyozas and roast pork will surely help me."

Ain't it the truth.

25.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1681    πŸ” 689    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 11

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