Splitcoil

Happy Honda days everyone.

Remember, VTEC is the reason for the season.

YouTube video by Magnolia Electric Co. - Topic The Dark Don't Hide It

This fucking song man...
Magnolia Electric Company - The Dark Don't Hide It
youtu.be/3f2zTvPmK-k?...

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

hey remember when he openly admitted to stalking the streets to attack a random Black person due to unchecked racism and aggression and then society just kinda dropped it, well

We’ve reached the point in the US where priests are trying to exorcise the demons from our government.

MAHAhahahahahahahaha

Brought to you by Brett Kavanaugh

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

A lifetime of hating KISS finally pays off.

“Why are you wearing a mask haha?”
“Because you, specifically, smell like shit.”

A Blessed Unrest, by The Parlour Trick 11 track album

It's Bandcamp Friday! Might I recommend something unique and beautiful as a gift for the spooky person in your life? A Blessed Unrest, by the Parlour Trick, on "bloody chamber" vinyl.
theparlourtrick.bandcamp.com/album/a-bles...

Joy Division vs Charlie Brown dance party also slaps...

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

Apple TV's New Cyberpunk Show That Was Called 'Unfilmable' Is the Sci-Fi Event of the Decade One book-to-screen adaptation that was once thought impossible is finally coming to Apple TV next year--and we couldn't be more excited.

Please, Apple, do this one right.
Neuromancer by @greatdismal.bsky.social finally gets a TV series. Could be amazing, but expectations will be high from all of us who read these books when we were young.

Count Zero was a personal fave.

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

@erininthemorning.com and my D&D group is so spoiled.

In addition to having a god-tier cleric & note-taker (@settiai.bsky.social), our group's bard writes & records original songs and plays them during key moments of our campaign.

We just had a battle of the bands with a cult, and it was amazing.

Theseus and the Minotaur on the labyrinth. I think I saw this image many years ago in a book of Greek myths for children. The Minotaur is a giant black shadow, and Theseus is small and alarmed — but he does have a sword

Alice and Martin Provensen

"Years and years ago, there was a production of The Tempest, out of doors, at an Oxford college on a lawn, which was the stage, and the lawn went back towards the lake in the grounds of the college, and the play began in natural light. But as it developed, and as it became time for Ariel to say his farewell to the world of The Tempest, the evening had started to close in and there was some artificial lighting coming on. And as Ariel uttered his last speech, he turned and he ran across the grass, and he got to the edge of the lake and he just kept running across the top of the water — the producer having thoughtfully provided a kind of walkway an inch beneath the water. And you could see and you could hear the plish, plash as he ran away from you across the top of the lake, until the gloom enveloped him and he disappeared from your view. And as he did so, from the further shore, a firework rocket was ignited, and it went whoosh into the air, and high up there it burst into lots of sparks, and all the sparks went out, and he had gone. "When you look up the stage directions, it says, 'Exit Ariel.”

A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:

This Creedence from 1970’s been sounding exponentially prescient for quite a while now

I went down Virginia, seekin’ shelter from the storm
Caught up in the fable
I watched the tower grow
Five Year Plans and New Deals, wrapped in golden chains
And I wonder, still I wonder, who’ll stop the rain?

Three people at least two of them have drinks in their hand and all of them look some level of pleasantly sloshed

Danny DeVito, Winona Ryder, & Courtney Love

screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Fuck him up, Bonnie!

me: hello ~rhonda~

rhonda the save-on foods cashier: ma'am

me: i remember you from another life, you poisoned my vizier to gain favour from the emperors wife

rhonda: ma'am?

me: i'd recognize the stink of your betrayal in any lifetime

Elderly people sitting on a bench

I see the Stranger Things kids are back.

Roman pleasure barges

1) genuine life changing moment of my early 20s was realizing I actually didn't have to do this at all. tell the youths

2) I feel like there's a class discussion to be had around the stakes of this kind of decision though

Anybody know what kind of birds nests these are? Filmed just now from the train window between Brussels and Cologne.

Box of instant Quaker oatmeal variety pack that says: APPLES & CINNAMON 15 packets MAPLE & BROWN SUGAR 27 packets CINNAMON & SPICE 10 packets

Me: (pointing at oatmeal box) the outlier is Spice. You get fewer packets probably because it’s rare. Because it’s from Arrakis

Wife:…

Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow

Wife:…(sighs and walks away)

Me: you know fear is the mind killer!

A painting of a bird beside the text "my horseshit tolerance is down to single digits"