Crumblin Jim

Someone needs to get the ketchup cleaner serviced before he finds this out.

Get in Scotland!

#SCOGRE

American numbers don’t go back that far. Maybe 5000 years tops.

Couldn’t resist A bit of plagiarism @frogalapeche.bsky.social , as it works…so well!

Is it hair or is it a ginger helmet Norman?

They have one use, and that’s to help fill the bin.

On the mash front, had some tonight and Saino’s do a triple garlic and herb butter. Goes well in a mash, that,

One pic has the correct amount of peas for human consumption. The other has some on the plate.

Earned a genuine “fuckin’ hell” from me.

Enjoying thats’s it’s Villa 2 Wales 0.

Konsa for the set.

#AVFC

Oooh, a high quality, expertly finished V8 wooden engine.

Could be a nice little side hustle.

I boo them pair of bells on ITV comms for 90 mins

First line of your next poem sorted!

Robert Jenrick does not just the yolk in a hard boiled egg.

Robert Jenrick only drinks the top inch on a pint of Guinness

Robert Jenrick smashed the fuck out of his kitchen when he opened his first jar of Nigella seeds and they were not quite what he was expecting.

Vibrant, diverse, wonderful. All the things that Jenrick hates.

I’d love for this mother fucker to visit Handsworth again and sit down with the residents and express this shit again.

I fucking dare him.

I’m just about to complete the 5th loop of all 86 eps of the Sopranos.

Not consecutive, like. I’m not an idiot.

Describe your bluesky account in one image

When I was at school, we are asked to cover our text books With summat to hand, at home.

Made for a lovely finish, the scalp.

The OT these fuckers must be raking in.

Too tired to lift up 7 stone pensioners…bet you can pass a police physical if you can handcuff a baby to hospital bed.

The soccer World Cup and the Olympics are going to be joyous events, aren’t they.

Them poor sods having to put all them chairs out.

Could have used a school gym bench.

Leyland Daf.

Bloody socialism.

What next, a free at the point of use health service?

If you’ve necked them cans and are in charge of the kitchen, hay might be the better option.

Fuuuck me, Pollys and Verdant.

#someonesdoingwellwankycans