brilliant, I'm re-writing my xkcd password generator to create random shopping list items now..

"Office sofa" alarm..

Aren't some fruits also, Brazil nuts? And peanuts are legumes. It's a taxonimical minefield.

I see you're a nazi now father ted

Oh, very good..

really enjoying this one..

Jamaica?

Silently nodded 'hello' to shaun ryder in the toilets at Manchester Airport

Tit, arse and balls..

Tartan is actually a sophisticated barcode to weed out fake Scottish people for the cull.

If you can afford to spend £209 on a gift, you can afford to lose £209, the only bastard here is you.

Great alt text..

I don't think it needs fixing, it looks distorted enough. Maybe turn down the distortion level?

Surely no need for hoovering, if it needs vacuuming he could just puncture an exterior wall, or open a airlock..

Can't be bettered, well done and thanks. Has made me laugh all day so far.

From a seaside town and similar working-class background, your Alt-Text hits the nail squarely on the head..

Jake Walters (i think) Photographer of Phillip Green more recently springs to mind..

Well. I declare!

Yeah Biffo, the wind, sure..

Glottal stops? Thought that was just here in scotland..

Flyer for the first Human League gig, 1978. Made by Martyn Ware - bit.ly/2r0evbN

Penguin's in Dundee City Centre

Penguin's in Dundee City Centre

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Captured by @wahtoosh
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Ah, can relate to this 100%, though in the photography field..

Wasn't it an MPP flash handle?

Are you also responsible for the subtle - and not so subtle - differences between Linux distributions?

Vi for all. Now!

😄😄😄

Iron into the pleat..

Grim.

The DJ I heard promoting it is also a psychotherapist, surely they should know better..