He’s just wilding now

That’s a medical joke.
这就是医学笑话。
Zhè jiùshì yīxué xiàohuà.

Joke • 笑话 • xiàohuà

Drinks • 酒水 • jiǔshuǐ

Will they serve drinks at the Epstein Ballroom? Then it’s an Epstein-Barroom.

爱泼斯坦舞厅会供应酒水吗？那就叫爱泼斯坦巴尔厅了。

Àipōsītǎn wǔtīng huì gōngyìng jiǔshuǐ ma? Nà jiù jiào àipōsītǎn bā‘ěrtīng le.

Four lazy kittens. Above says “Grab us!! At the Epstein Ballroom!” Below says “Adopted kittens may be traumatized by what they’ve seen.” Below that is a shutterstock ID number.

Idea for the Epstein Ballroom: pet adoption days!

“When I fart I fly.”

我放屁的时候就起飞。

wǒ fàng pì de shíhou jiù qǐfēi.

Guys, please stop calling it the Ballstein Eproom. It’s the EPSTEIN BALLROOM.

Ballroom dancing • 交际舞 • jiāojìwǔ

The Epstein Ballroom is for ballroom dancing.
爱泼斯坦舞厅就是为了跳交际舞。
Àipōsītǎn wǔtīng jiùshì wèile tiào jiāojìwǔ.

I understand the People have already named it The Epstein Ballroom.

yes. i like to imagine a future where those of us who ate meat are reviled & our statues torn down.

Release the Earnstein files!

Ha

Trump says Biden is running a 'Gestapo' administration. It's his latest reference to Nazi Germany The “Gestapo administration" remarks is the latest example of the former president using the language of Nazi Germany in his campaign rhetoric.

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还是美国可以有一点点尴尬吧

Woman with a headache next to a Tylenol logo.

If • rúguǒ • 如果

If you have a headache from reading the Epstein files, consider Tylenol.

如果阅读爱泼斯坦档案让你头痛，请考虑服用泰诺。

Rúguǒ yuèdú àipōsītǎn dàng'àn ràng nǐ tóutòng, qǐng kǎolǜ fúyòng tài nuò.

Working out gives me the strength I need to block access to the Epstein Files

Somewhere • mǒudì • 某地

The rule of law is breaking down somewhere.
某地的法治正在崩溃。
Mǒudì de fǎzhì zhèngzài bēngkuì.

Know • zhīdào • 知道

I don’t know.
Wǒ bù zhīdào.
我不知道。

爱 • ài • love

What does he love above all else? Lying…and Jeffrey Epstein.
他最爱的是什么？撒谎……还有杰弗里·爱泼斯坦。
Tā zuì ài de shì shénme? Sā huáng……hái yǒu jiéfúlǐ·àipōsītǎn.

You don’t have to look at that hateful garbage anymore!
你不用再看那可恶的垃圾了！
Nǐ bùyòng zài kàn nà kěwù de lājī le!

Garbage • lājī • 垃圾
(Pronounced lèsè in Taiwan)

We deleted the evidence very strongly.
证据我们强烈删除了。
Zhèngjù wǒmen qiángliè shānchú le.

Strongly • qiángliè • 强烈

factual determinations are a mayor’s job. mayor adams’s EO 54 last month starts with 7 whereas clauses full of them. if the mayor determines that a diplomat is about to shoot innocents, he properly orders leo’s to stop the guy. the foreign-affairs overlap doesn’t render him impotent.

that may be. and cooler heads prevailing may involve netanyahu flying back home because he doesn’t want to be arrested and his detail doesn’t want a shootout. also, fwiw, the mayor determining that the guy is not in transit to the UN is not treaty interpretation, it’s a determination of fact.

i don’t see how that’s true. he commands law-enforcement officers, right? if they arrest netanyahu before the feds can stop them (and fed talent is pretty hollowed-out these days, with all the firings and podcast hosts and pivot-to-immigration), what then? netanyahu files a habeas petition?

yes, but what if the vigorous executive of the city of NY determines that netanyahu is not actually traveling to the UN, so the agreement doesn’t protect him?

interesting. would such an arrest be on firmer ground if n.y. could argue that netanyahu was not actually in transit to the u.n. - for example, that he’s here to visit friends? what if the sec. of state at the time is sympathetic to arrest? (current sec. of state interprets rules very creatively.)

Music • yīnyuè • 音乐

I like to listen to music while I read the Epstein Files.
我喜欢听着音乐阅读爱泼斯坦档案。
Wǒ xǐhuān tīngzhe yīnyuè yuèdú àipōsītǎn dàng'àn.

Again • yòu • 又

He’s golfing again!
他又在打高尔夫球了!
Tā yòu zài dǎ gāo'ěrfū qiúle

Learn • xuéxí • 学习

I want to learn Mandarin.
Wǒ xiǎng xuéxí pǔtōnghuà.
我想学习普通话。
Quero aprender mandarim.

Recommend • tuījiàn • 推荐

I can recommend a good podcast.
Wǒ kěyǐ tuījiàn yīgè hǎo de bòkè.
我可以推荐一个好的播客
Posso recomendar um bom podcast.

Movie poster in Spanish for the movie “Persecucion Mortal,” showing Bruce Willis’s face, his name in big letters, a speedboat throwing up big spray, and the slogan “No debieron ponerle en el agua, si no querian que hiciese olas.”

That counterfactual conditional reminds me of a movie slogan I saw in Madrid back in the 90’s: "No debieron ponerle en el agua, si no querían que hiciese olas.” I passed that ad all the time; it seemed designed to teach me grammar.

我买了一本爱泼斯坦生日书！
Wǒ mǎile yī běn àipōsītǎn shēngrì shū!
I bought a copy of the Epstein Birthday Book!

Think of • xiǎng dào • 想到

This guy is posting shit I wish I’d thought of first.
这家伙发布的东西我后悔自己没有先想到。
Zhè jiāhuo fābù de dōngxī wǒ hòuhuǐ zìjǐ méiyǒu xiān xiǎng dào.