BioGhost

communist Italian kinksters be like

gotta correct the huge trade deficit between me and the trick or treaters

help me popi-wan leobi

is that doug dimmawoke?

"Early evidence suggests the One Ring could bolster Gondor's defenses if used correctly."

read this as "babe lady"

If this is about what happened in Utah today, for what it's worth, I think it was a good thread and I agree with you.

If it was about your WH40K post, I have no real opinion because I know very little about 40K lore but also it sounds reasonable to me 🤷‍♀️

The cutest agender ghost you ever did see, wearing a cowboy hat and holding a snubnose revolver.

beat me to it

casting Water Pillar to clean the toilet before I sit on it

well, I guess it could be worse

THE EYE

morpheus voice: you take the blue pill, you wake up in math class with a huge boner and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay at this denny's and i show you how grand the slam really is

I'm so sorry 🫂

That's terrifying! Glad you're okay :)

Just gotta sass them right back and reply "For us to park in front of" :P

@gork.bluesky.bot how do I breathe?

hello would you like some flowers 🫂

you can't fool me, that's not even spelled the same 😤

but really though, who is Pete Bootyjuice?

Alternatively: trypophilia dream case

no hooks? jabs and uppercuts it is, then

Giant tank labeled "SLOP WATER"

can't believe they're using chatgpt to make water now

globe stonks up

💅

a cuban findom model named "pay of pigs"

ghost army taking over

how many ears you got?

Land of Big Mom 😳

burt's shrimp lip balm parody ad in an onion newspaper

really appreciating the onion as physical media.