I’m kinda like Gatsby except my blinking green light is my dab rig charging

From @acablart on Twitter: "november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

Edited Jennifer's Body scene: Panel 1: Needy says, "You're killing people!" Panel 2: Jennifer says, "No, I'm killing Nazis." Panel 3: Needy and Jennifer make out in their pajamas.

the Jennifer's Body 2 we need

Humans (on Amazon prime/some British network) is the worst parts of Westworld. The writers fuck up every arc so much and the characters are so flat. Except for Niska, she’s the only one that feels real.

Who’s worse the FIA or the tv director who flips cams from ongoing fights to bs somewhere in the back of the pack?

A phenomenal f1 appearance at Mexico ruined by the race director.

I love them though!!
I have some that visit my feeders and they’ll mimic hawks to warn other birds about their presence (the hawk)

east wing

Its history, how it was built and w/ what technology. Labor violations and deaths occurred during to name a few.

You could start with the Tower of Babel.

Does this mean we get another 9/11 episode! Or just the
“Next episode: 9/11” bit.

free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t

being a good christian woman my whole life only for god to tell me at the pearly gates that my afterlife depends on how much of her cock i can fit down my throat

my balls have been STOLEN

The best part about traveling is being able to mysteriously gaze out the train window while the rain falls heavily outside. Unfortunately America sucks so we don’t get this experience.

If it were up to me, I’d make Hollywood do a mlm and wlw version of every movie they make like the good writers in the omegaverse do. That’s the future for Hollywood

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

the sheer fucking gall of Dem politicians who now – in September 2025, as the Trump admin is taking away trans ppl's healthcare & passports & baselessly labeling us as "terrorists" – express their "concerns" about trans ppl & sports. they are trying to eradicate us! maybe be "concerned" about that!

Nothing slaps like a Dr Pepper after 8 PM on a Friday when you’re in your forties.

Call me the tranti-Christ cause I’ve captured Christian America.

Every day I wake up and find The Situation to be even more dire than I previously thought.

Two elected officials are calling for the institutionalization of transgender people.

Others are calling for transgender people to be put to death.

It's been suggested by those same people to not allow trans people to SPEAK to each other.

These are public THREATS to an entire people.

If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.

Who is even asking him to do this???

it's been like five hundred years since the last big Christian heresy and schism. something needs to be done about that. the children yearn for heresy

What an expertly called shot

Sooner or later you have to come to the conclusion that mainstream journalism is printing lies and assisting the worst elements in your country, not because they are ‘scared’ of the repercussions of telling the truth, but because they believe the lies, or they embrace them because they benefit them.

Sitting outside while a firetruck goes by only for it to turn off his sirens is so dramatic and for what?