Meredith Haggerty

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Also this tweet does not apply to Promising Young Woman, which you can criticize anywhere, including for a significant portion of my eulogy, if need be; fuck that movie.

I don’t make the rules but if you go on the internet* and defend any decision Emerald Fennel makes, you’re a royalist. But also if you go on the internet* and criticize any decision Emerald Fennel makes, you’re a narc.

*not on Letterboxd! That’s the time and place!

I honestly think High Potential might have done it twice?

Can someone make me a supercut of all the network procedurals who have duped live forever Bryan Johnson and then murdered him? I will also accept ones where he’s the murderer.

It’s important to find something in the Epstein files just for YOU. Mine is when Jeffrey KEPT trying and failing to hang out with Gilbert Gottfried and ask him what elementary school he went to.

A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today.

It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.

Just wow.

They tried to arrest people for saying "you should follow the law" which really tells you where we are at lol

Of all the texts that ask for money, the ones that do wacky things with fonts…

THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.

Love the creativity in Minneapolis. Click for pics.

This dude is intense and correct

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

with his $253.2 billion, Jeff Bezos could afford to pay 100 sportswriters $100,000 a year for the next 25,000 years

I know "boomers typing haha" but seriously what is up with all the equals signs SPECIFICALLY in those emails

Knight Institute Condemns Arrest of Journalists Reporting on Minneapolis Protests

The arrests of Lemon and Fort are intended to deter journalists from doing work we need them to do, and that the First Amendment was meant to protect. DOJ should drop these prosecutions or the courts should throw them out. knightcolumbia.org/content/knig...

I DID forget about that one

AGAIN

Coerced public nudity by larceny. I’m still working on it!

I think there needs to be a new category of capitalism crimes invented for this type of rip-off, a law that would make selling $108 vaginally-sheer leggings as a mass mall brand without some kind of warning a jailable offense. Larceny by deceptive public nudity, maybe.

Best gas masks “How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.

Here you go Pam Bondi www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

What is Nick Shirley? Slop doesn’t need to be AI-generated

The violent occupation of Minneapolis started with a vlog. I've wanted to find a framework to describe Nick Shirley & others like him: "Influencer" is too quaint. "Journalist" is obviously wrong.

I landed on "slopagandist."

Gift link (open in a web browser) www.theverge.com/news/869824/...

Watching the Ashley St. Clair interview and reading the Kanye West ad and spending some time today allowing myself to hope and maybe even almost kind of a little bit believe that people really can change/get help/renounce vile shit. Almost! Maybe! Just for me, I'm not telling you what to do!

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Can anyone tell me what this MEANS. I can think of lots of meanings! What does it mean?

They called it Best Medicine but they could have called it Beach House

Get your war on 3: ok I hate to act like a fucking dumbass but are we at war? I mean, did we ever officially declare war? Declare war? Who's got time to declare war when there are so many bombs to drop

Imagine being one of the men who escaped Maduro’s Venezuela, sought asylum in the U.S., got instead sent to months of hell in El Salvador, got sent back to the country you’d fled in the first place as if that was some kind of win for you, and now finds out the U.S. says it’s running your country too

If things were different, Chevy Chase could really play Ben Franklin right now

36 with one but effectively yeah