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One of the Millions of Joe Kellys

@thejoekelly.bsky.social

He/him/his. Computer programmer from way back in the day. I like science and non-automotive transportation topics. Politically left and outspoken. Portland soccer fanatic! Go PTFC! Also Crystal Palace FC fan since the early 80's. I cook food.

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As former Antifa IT Head I must remind all of our fearless soldiers to change all of your passwords regularly! Never use the same password on different websites. Stay safe and use a VPN or TOR client when viewing inflatable costume porn!

#BeBest #SkateHard #Resist #BicycleNaked

18.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Only award Taco gets! Release the Epstein Files! #arresttrump

17.10.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
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The war zone in Portland is out of control.

18.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 30485    πŸ” 8538    πŸ’¬ 1378    πŸ“Œ 687

Reminds me of that skateboard video game from the late 1980’s: β€œSKATE OR DIE!!!”

18.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stay safe my fellow No Kings protestors. I suspect we might have β€œguests” in our midst, hellbent on Northwoods-ing us into some kind of martial law scenario. Don’t overreact. Don’t get mad. Protect your kids and the vulnerable and GTFO if it gets bad.

Unprecedented times, what what.

18.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Belligerent white people dumbed down by the slow death of White Supremacy gave us Trump and all this associated idiocy and nonsense.

17.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having such STUPID, IGNORANT, PSYCHOPATHIC, BALDFACED LYING LIARS in the White House really hurts my brain.

17.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do any of you other coders complete your annual/quarterly assessments by copying your PR merge history directly from GitHub?

17.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nextdoor not allowing me to change my name to Antifa Josef.

Nextdoor not allowing me to change my name to Antifa Josef.

I made the mistake of logging back into Nextdoor. All of the "those Antifa lunatics hare burning down Portland" comments got me a bit steamed so I thought I'd be playful with my name.

Nextdoor is a fabulous place to learn which of your neighbors would've turned in Anne Frank to the nazis, btw.

17.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These OLD fscking white men. OMFG.

17.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since quitting Facebook, it sure has been nice not to deal with right wing trolls and bots.

But bsky is an echo chamber. Who knows, maybe we need an echo chamber.

16.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if the Epstein Files were just a McGuffin? Damned.

16.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See?!?!? This is WHY you have to go out and vote. Vote for the party that isn't hellbent on destroying the country, i.e vote Democratic. Sure, they suck, but they're not out there preventing black people from voting, they're not out there dumping billions of dollars into Argentina while we go broke.

16.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck it. How about instead of "loneliness leads to shorter lifespans" we just say "Go fuck yourself! I LOVE BEING ALONE and I'm going to live a fucking AWESOME LIFE no matter what you fucking NORMIE pop-psychologists say!"

16.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's it. I'm going to open carry at No Kings this Saturday. Under Trump, every day is Opposite Day.

16.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same goes for Israel. Israeli citizens have national healthcare paid for by American taxpayers.

15.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they treat No Kings protestors as terrorists, then it's going to be a blood bath. But nothing changes in America without drawing a little bit of blood.

Stay safe everyone.

15.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of leftist millennials have conflated "liberal" with "neoliberal" and "liberal Democrat"... so when, once again the GOP started demonizing the word, it was a pretty easy label to take pot shots at, esp. when NPR audience Boomers went all NIMBY and vacuumed up the housing market.

15.10.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still feeling that one a little... wow...

15.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I pray to God, dear Lord, is sending in an unhinged Secret Service agent to fix our nation's problems too much to ask?

15.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought we needed to stop big government spending...?

15.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the 1940s Americans got medals for fighting fascism. In Trump’s America, that gets you put on a terrorism watch list. So many died in WW2 just so MAGA could betray their memory and adopt the position of America’s enemies.

15.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Retrofit diesel-electric locomotives with hybrid batteries. Instead of dumping dynamic brake heat overboard, store it in a battery for use later. You could take an empty boxcar and put rows of batteries in it. Run some cables to the boxcar and the loco, and add some power management logic... πŸ’₯πŸšƒ

15.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops, I hurt someone's feeling by being critical of the Democratic Party, in particular, Biden's inaction on Epstein. He should've focused on overcoming the legal hurdles and then publishing the damned Files: what an October Surprise omfg!

I can only assume that key Dems & donors are on the List.

15.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't really feel the impact of that goal until the violent stop.

15.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stumped! That too!

15.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 601    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6

I'll bet you $100 that if and when those files are released, we'll see at least 2-3 key Democrats (politicians, operatives, and donors) on the Epstein List.

I'm certain of it. It's an easy bet. I'm good on my word. If you're so sure, then it's an easy $100.

15.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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