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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

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‘Can I get a sausage roll?’ and other Americanisms you should never hear in Greggs: the Stephen Collins cartoon There’s a hidden world beneath Greggs

I hate the word 'poop' more than I can express

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"I crept in your room, woke you from your sleep, to make love to you. Is that alright?"

"No".

I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino

A cartoon by Davey Jones for Viz Comic. The title is "The Collected Poems of Philip Larkin in Space" We see a starship pilot warning: "Captain Larkin, our ship is caught in the gravitational pull of Doom Planet... moment by moment, we are inching inexorably towards oblivion!" Larking replies: "Tell me about it."

No reason, just LOL.

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Having Grok “apologise” for creating CSAM is like punching someone in the face and then having the Sooty puppet on your fist apologise.

Love it. For a game developer it's a pretty fun way of 'Understanding Video Games' too. We invited Scott to our studio for a two day workshop 15 years or so ago. Mind-blowing.

Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants

Dry Jan is what I call your mum.

E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone by Michael Ward MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.

New research reveals the best attack lines to use against Reform How to stop Farage...

Chatted to my great uncle yesterday – a northern, working-class guy, not that political. I told him my job involved exposing Farage.

His first question was: “who funds him?”

Investigations into Farage’s donors can have a major impact on Reform’s support – as this research has already shown 👇

We need to start talking about the radicalisation of the older generation by the internet: perhaps we should have upper age limits on social media like Facebook, or an age-related ban on owning mobile phones.

I'm doing the same with this. Most enjoyable, thank you.

If you like cryptic crosswords repost this

Oh

Guess I'll post this again

i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

Anyway. I'm madder than I think i have ever been.

Please play my game about attempting to strangle a horse. Its creation was entirely free of ai, and instead came from My Brain. You know. Like how creativity works.

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YouTube video by Nathaniel Noah "Lick My Love Pump" Scene from This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

The unfathomably bleak circumstances of Rob Reiner’s death put me off posting anything at first. But Donald Trump’s should-be-unbelievable-but-isn’t response has made it essential that we do. Flood the world with the good stuff. Remember him THIS way, not for this awful day. youtu.be/H7vk5keNbRc?...

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

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All these minor celebs who announce they're moving to Dubai because you can't say or do anything in Britain #thesedays are in for quite the surprise.

Apparently this is the wrong answer, so Wes Streeting is launching another review by a team picked to deliver a more convenient answer 🙄

Whichever review gives the answer they want will be hailed as "gold standard science", the other will be ignored.

Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis The health secretary said the aim was to tackle a rising demand for services and the increased pressure on the NHS.

Considering Streeting's well stated belief autism, ADHD etc, along with mental health issues, are "overdiagnosed", I won't hold my breath for this doing anything other than being used to cut support, along with opportunities for diagnosis, for people who need it. #r4today
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We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.

It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.

For the quiet ones #mentalhealth #anxiety #ADHD #autism #neurodiversity

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James Cameron on how close he came to directing 1993’s Jurassic Park & what he thinks of Steven Spielberg’s adaptation. I love this for the honesty, modesty & graciousness of Cameron’s reflections. (It’s from the latest edition of the estimable Empire magazine.)