Adam Hawker

Never seen that Japanese poster before and now I need it.

Loomis is such a great name.

Lammy and Cooper lead Labour fightback against Farage with new migration strategy Exclusive: Foreign secretary David Lammy has revealed to The Independent his new push with international partners to tackle illegal migration as Yvette Cooper prepares to unveil her white paper on leg...

Nothing says fighting back against Farage quite like giving him everything he wants. Clever strategy by a couple of totally normal and good MPs. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Imagine looking around Europe now and thinking we need to be ever closer to this utopia. At least in the mid 2010s it had some veneer of technocratic centrism and stability.

Great time to have just announced a big trade deal with India.

I thought we were the cops of the sea or whatever?

Wonder how Ellie Reeves got to be chair of the party. Total mystery.

Honouring her memory by bravely capitulating to everything her killer wanted.

If just five more people get depressed. We'll all stop being depressed. It's like a pyramid scheme of sadness.

Jeremy Corbyn's tribute to Pope Francis. Highlighting his commitment to peace and helping the homeless.

If the Vatican really wanted to boil some piss and get a good pope at the same time. You know who they'd pick next.

Why would they vote for Reform lite when full fat is right there next to it in the fridge.

He's always carrying a load of graphs that explain why you must be offed for the sake of the great GDP machine.

The Greens aren't the answer to what's next for the British left.

And all in the service of what? Immiserating the old, the poor, the disabled. Ghouls every last one of them.

The video call thing I find more inexplicable and more annoying. I hate speaking to people on the phone when I'm out in public. It boggles my mind people having full on video conversations with their family on public transport.

People who have to work in service industries should be given free counselling is one of my policy positions.

Screenshot of a tweet announcing that Labour are going to produce a "league table" of migrant crime.

I see pushing labour left once they're in power is going well.

They never intended on doing any of these things. And I'm sorry but anyone who believed they did is a rube.

Is so heartwarming to see after this week. They want you to think you're alone. Especially our trans brothers and sisters. But you're not.

Always amazes me how much of this I see even in stand up. An inherently cringe pastime.

House of Commons recalled to discuss British Steel nationalisation Easter recess halted in order to pass bill taking assets into public control, with full nationalisation a possibility

They're 100% going to call it nationalisation but only nationalise the risk aren't they? www.theguardian.com/business/202...

It's a small thing compared to the consequences of the reforms. But remember when we were told one of the reasons he was the best person for the job was how good a rhetorical speaker he was? Guy just has no real argument for any of it beyond "a wizard will make them not poor".

Outstanding candidates update.

Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault The charges against the 50-year-old come after a joint investigation by Channel 4 Dispatches and The Sunday Times in 2023

Presumably he'll be going with the "Only god can judge me" defense. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

They were too busy finding coke for JCVD to worry about costuming.

Every time I go back on the other site. He's always near the top of my timeline saying some batshit sabre rattling bollocks.

The music sting every time Wesley Snipes is looking to do crimes is the best.

Seems like a good time to be trying to run our whole civil service on this shit.

He loves her because, and I don't know if he's ever mentioned it. But his dad was a toolmaker.

It's almost as if, and hear me out on this, he's a bad businessman who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.