doktor ross sewage

watched death game from 1977 the ending was a 10/10, perfect, no notes

rule 34

trump embracing and being kind to mamdani is objectively the most hilarious “fuck you bozos” to hakeem jeffries and chuck schumer

Ozone, the most important G.I. Joe and a protector of the environment takes on a capitalist group of consummate snowball artists who use sense and nerve gasses to induce hallucinations and walk around publicly wearing totally unlicensed nuclear accelerators on their backs. 10/10

“thank you for your attention in this matter” is a new affectation that really seems to be totally made up by a ghostwriter like some GOP-hired 20 yo former 4chan poster that was hired to write his tweets thought “this will be the way people think ol’ mush brain is actually writing all of these”

my gf’s face smeared with lipstick (mine)

i presumed that the safe bets make the weirdoes more possible, but then the weirdoes sell out faster than the safe bets. there’s a lesson there that no one seems willing to learn

there are literally homo sapiens now who fuck animals, blow-up toys, trees, cars… you think they wouldn’t fuck a random bipedal hominid just cause they had a slightly larger brow ridge?

one thing i like about the current president is how he’ll openly and brazenly bend the knee for the saudi royal family of murderers. that kind of transparency in government is refreshing.

no one likes my mom’s dog except me and that makes sense cause he doesn’t like anyone except me. i like to trim the goober’s nails by myself to flex on my family how calm this irascible, ugly, growling shit head is with me

scarlett never really got an o ring figure that was commensurate with the awesomeness of her character

it would be so helpful if people’s memories could go past two years

there are many good reasons to not watch the new season of Stranger Things, first and foremost being that it is a terrible show

we had a rule… if you started the tape, you had to watch it to the end. commercials and all

never forget the heroism of bootleg VHS retailers at comic-cons throughout the 80s and 90s for keeping this piece of media history alive

there’s little worse in the modern world aesthetic than youtube thumbnails: pairing the world’s most garish typography with a host’s dead-eyed stare and mouth agape in surprise as if they’ve just been spoon fed a baby food flavor they didn’t recognize

you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to marjorie taylor greene”

and i’m sure corporations will lower the retail prices back down commensurate with what they pay because capitalism absolutely breeds morality

🚨 BREAKING!!! corporate media ready to DESTROY Trump’s LIES a mere TEN years after his 2015 campaign announcement!!

i don’t keep up with modern tf and ofc there’s always divisiveness about amounts of kibble but like this is total bullshit right

terrible. i had to ask the family i was traveling with, who are originally from brazil, what they were laughing at.

on our flight back from brazil, there was an official announcement in portuguese about staying up to date on your vaccinations because of current measles outbreaks in the united states

stoked for an official klaus nomi action figure

Law and Order is the only show surviving the franchise wars, so all shows are now Law and Order.

as a 🇺🇸 patriot i’m gutted trump is turning his back on u.s. manufacturers of coffee beans and bananas 😔

the internet peaked when oprah gave everyone bees tbh been downhill since then

the maxx cassette was peak this

for conspiracy theorists, the epstein emails should be proof enough that the people running the world are all dumbfucks that could never pull of a 9/11 or faking a moon landing

Shawshank redemption has the weirdest cultural position of any movie. If you think it’s a bad movie you probably don’t like good movies. If it’s your favorite movie of all time you probably don’t like good movies. If you like good movies you have probably never thought about it for more than 5 mins