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HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock AUSTIN, TX—Providing workers with an opportunity for some lighthearted fun, the human resources department of local ad agency Milner-Ferraro reportedly improved company morale by giving employees a co...

HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock

Wasted opportunity

Dressing like a guy in Andor now. My shirt collar is also part of my jacket somehow. My tie is some kind of strap. I have two capes on.

Pretty sure anyone applying for citizenship would have to know this

Yesterday's date in 1918 marked the death of newpaper scion
James Gordon Bennett Jr., publisher of the New York Herald, who scandalized Manhattan society in 1877 by arriving drunk at a party for his fiance and urinating in a grand piano.
His last rasp: "It was a fireplace. Who pisses in a piano?"

I don't know what's taken these cardinals so long. My bong has already elected four popes while they've been in there.

Look at this friendless bastard.

If the US ever made their own version of The Young Ones…

…it should look a lot like the current cast of the White House.

Signalgate would be a perfect episode.

Spoof text screen showing "Pintglass Pete" discussing Operation: Nuke France

Look, these messages could mean anything.

French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

I’m 48 and never stopped using it, if even in jest.

I too was born there. Creepy as hell

Where are we on guys who say m'lady

Don't let your emotions get the better of you.
That's what your vices are for.

Biden just commuted Leonard Peltier's sentence. Good on him