James Rolland

Ghost of Yōtei gameplay:

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a linen closet with the door opening slightly revealing a smiling skeleton inside. Copy and title read: When lonely nights turn bonely Secret Sex Skeleton PORRIDGE FIRM

Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone. No jokes. No shade. No schadenfreude. The reason you never see ICE arresting Proud Boys and Oath Keepers is the same reason you never see Keanu Reeves hanging out with John Wick and Neo.

I picked up the Series X just before the console itself got that last price hike. Really thought I'd dodged a bullet and was loving gamepass. Tried out so many games I wouldn't have took the gamble on usually. It's just going to be too expensive now for me, so fucking snide.

“Good luck getting hired elsewhere without any genocide experience.” Joe Woodward, Systems Analyst

Microsoft Employees Protest Company’s Ties To Israel https://theonion.com/microsoft-employees-protest-companys-ties-to-israel/

Community Rallies Behind Struggling Corporation

Community Rallies Behind Struggling Corporation https://theonion.com/community-rallies-behind-struggling-corporation-1819566416/

No one.

AAAAAAA I JUST RECORDED THIS!!!! best lightning capture of my life

The name “Crémieux” that Jordan Lasker uses is a specific, deeply anti-Muslim dog whistle: a reference to the Crémieux Decree — the official anti-Islam policy of colonial France, making Muslims in Algeria second-class citizens. Who the fuck even *knows* that, let alone makes it their _name_? Bigots.

There's a lot of calling Crémieux an academic and Chris Rufo a journalist going on in this news story accusing a man of misrepresenting his identity

Had no idea there was a museum in the Royal Infirmary! I used to do a radio show there when I was a student. I was also born in the Rottenrow so I owe this a visit!

Raw deal of the century when your parents name you 'Long Moan'.

I've lost a lot of motivation and everything seems shite in the world nowadays.

With that in mind, the neighbours doing karaoke until 2am last night stamping their floor into a fine powder, finally removed the last modicum of hope I had in humanity.

Someone is getting seriously hurt around him, or even worse. Tragic to see.

A vertical-format, black and white photo of an enormous dark cloud apparently reaching down out the the sky like a fist. Underneath, a dark, rocky island, waves crashing against it, and the ocean pulling back on a sandy beach.

‘The hand of God’, 2019. I believe this is a ‘pannus’ cloud. I had just packed up and started to head back for breakfast when I saw this cloud developing. Breakfast had to wait.

The majority of US presidents have bankrolled and supported military coups around the world. All the presidents of our generation have allowed Israel to flagrantly commit genocide and countless infringements of human rights. Go ask the world how good they were.

WIFE: *reading headline* Bird flu in America

ME: *not looking up from my phone* Birds fly in every country, Sharon.

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Me after reading this a 3rd time:

What do they say here? I caught 'beats Ngannou' but not sure what the other bit was, sorry!

Feels like for years we've been watching him slowly unravel, and genuinely concerning for his family/friends. Why isn't someone stepping in to help!

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#WalkAMileInMyShoes for Wanda & Beatson Cancer Charity

On 15 April, I start walking the Portuguese Camino. Exactly 1 year after my wife died. Donations go directly to the Beatson for leukemia research.PLEASE donate if you can using the link below and/or RT. THANKS!

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this ogden nash poem made me start cackling so hard

I still think it's funny that the japanese covers for old Simpsons games used to edit them to have five fingers, because of the whole yakuza association with having four fingers.

well, my big takeaway from today is that clearly NO ONE has been reading my short stories on xHamster

Peak of humour here

Nailed it

Initially read this as 'mid-fight discussion'.